March 7, 2011

How Beboppers Greet Each Other

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At least, this is how it was done according to Life magazine for October 11, 1948.

Posted By: Paul - Mon Mar 07, 2011 - Comments (5)
Category: Music, Bohemians, Beatniks, Hippies and Slackers, 1940's, Slang

March 6, 2011

News of the Weird / Pro Edition (March 7, 2011)

News of the Weird/Pro Edition
You're Still Not Cynical Enough

Prime Cuts of Underreported News from Last Week, Hand-Picked and Lightly Seasoned by Chuck Shepherd
March 7, 2011
(datelines February 26-March 5) (links correct as of March 7)

Myanmar's Girlyboy, Plus the Chocolate Syrup Shower and the 40-Million-Year-Long Tryst

From Yr Editor

Last week, the pervos were in bloom, messed-up government continued to out-weird messed-up people, and Yr Editor barely could summon the ability (but succeeded, working overtime) to produce a completely-Sheen-free edition.

★ ★ ★ ★!

Myanmar's Cross-Dressing Strongman General: Senior Gen. Than Shwe appeared on TV recently in a women's sarong (but, really, it's not an Eddie Izzard thing). "Superstition" permeates Burmese society much as "sex" permeates America. Men, too, wear sarongs but of markedly different designs than women's, i.e., they don't switch off unless it's on purpose. Myanmar's generals run Asia's most oppressive regime, and apparently the only semi-effective opposition in recent years has been the "Panty Party," protests in which women's drawers are tossed at the generals or their property in the hope of feminizing them (i.e., sapping their masculine strength). It is possible that it was the generals' fear of Pantyism that caused them to release freedom fighter Aung San Suu Kyi from house arrest. So, Gen. Than's appearance on TV in a girly sarong constitutes either a taunt (I see your damn panties, and I'm still in charge!) or a protective immunizing against further weakening. Or, it's a personal ad (there's no Craigslist in Myanmar). AOL News

The Worst of the Worst: You can have your Benny Hinns and your Creflow Dollars and your Eddie Longs. The bottom of the barrel (i.e., the most wretched of the Christian fundie grifters) is Peter Popoff of Los Angeles, and KABC-TV did a takedown for Popoff's pushing of "debt cancellation" kits. Debt collectors hounding you? God "wants to cancel, erase, wipe out, obliterate your debt." If ya can spare it, send me what little money you have left, and miracles will come! Pray harder, don't buy things you don't need, and of course support Peter Popoff Ministries. KABC-TV

The Federal Government Believes Schoolteacher Quality Is So Important That It Has 82 (Overlapping, Duplicative) Programs to Improve It: GAO went over the whole federal layout to see what efficiencies could be gained by merely stopping different agencies from doing the very same things (a project that GAO has apparently been too busy to do for the last, what, 40 years). Help disadvantaged people with transportation? 80 different federal programs. Job training? 47. Help people understand basic finances? 56. [ed. The problem remains, of course: Bureaucrats from mid-level on up never accept contractions in their organization charts. That's why the overlaps were created in the first place. Find me just one bureaucrat who cheerfully accepts that he'll be less important tomorrow than he is today.] Wall Street Journal

Calypso Louie, Back on the Big Stage: Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, in a (typical) four-hour speech on his religion's Saviours' Day, praised Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard for recognizing that white people needed civilizing (the first, excellent step toward which, Farrakhan said, is running them through Scientology's "auditing" process). He also warned the U.S.'s Muslim president that America will soon be experiencing the revolutions now seen in the Middle East and urged Mr. Obama not to attack innocent people when that happens. [Please, President Obama, for the love of God! No fire hoses! No dogs! No lynchings!] Chicago Tribune

Can't Possibly Be True: An Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms agent told CBS News (with backup evidence) that the agency is actually facilitating the Mexican drug cartels' bloodbath by running a cute little mapping-type program on the border, where it inventories the weapons of various dealers and then merely monitors where the weapons wind up. Neat-o! No responsibility yet for what the cartels do with the weapons. Analogy: What if the CDC actually created the infamous AIDS "Patient Zero" just to construct a map of infectees? (Well, so far, the only American death pinned to an ATF-monitored gun is one Border Patrol agent.) According to the agent-squealer, ATF is doing this because some day--some day, mind you!--they'll have a good enough map that they can get indictments! Arrest warrants! Trials! CBS News



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Posted By: Chuck - Sun Mar 06, 2011 - Comments (7)
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Picture Perfect


Panasonic has come out with a cool new camera. The camera re-touches photos when it takes them. It can do stuff like whiten teeth, remove dark circles, even apply makeup on the photo subjects. I suspect it will be a popular piece of equipment..

Posted By: patty - Sun Mar 06, 2011 - Comments (2)
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March 5, 2011

Flintstones Rock Out



Did you ever wonder what the theme song to The Flintstones might sound like if it had been performed by, oh, say, a group that echoed The Association ("Along Comes Mary," etc)?

Well, here's your chance to fulfill your fantasy!

Posted By: Paul - Sat Mar 05, 2011 - Comments (1)
Category: Music, Cartoons, 1960's

Spinnolio



Who's the real dummy (or dummies)?

Posted By: Paul - Sat Mar 05, 2011 - Comments (1)
Category: Anthropomorphism, Puppets and Automatons, Myths and Fairytales, 1970's, Parody

March 4, 2011

South Park Episode Comes True


An episode of South Park seems to have come true recently in Sandy Springs, Georgia. A detective on the SSPD arrested a woman for prostitution after he had sex with her. Well she can't say she wasn't going to go through with it.

Posted By: patty - Fri Mar 04, 2011 - Comments (4)
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Veronica in Wonderland

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I presume that Archie is not hallucinating here, and that Veronica's Alice-like abilities are canonical, part of the Riverdale continuity. And I look forward to her future exploits.

Posted By: Paul - Fri Mar 04, 2011 - Comments (2)
Category: Costumes and Masks, Literature, Fantasy, Comics, Teenagers

Candleabra Dance



C'mon, now, be honest: what male audience member is going to be looking at the candles?

Posted By: Paul - Fri Mar 04, 2011 - Comments (1)
Category: Daredevils, Stuntpeople and Thrillseekers, Dance, Middle East

Warning Label Madness


A group that calls themselves M-LAW, Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, holds an annual silliest warning label contest. They have compiled a list of some of the more ridiculous warning labels from previous years contests. Gems like the admonition- remove child before folding- on a stroller are proof that fear trumps common sense where product liability is concerned. But then who could blame companies for that when there are examples like the man who won $50,000 because his basketball hoop didn't come with a warning about possibly catching ones teeth in the net on a dunk shot? They should have foreseen THAT?? Ah lawsuits, at least they amuse us as they ruin us.

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Posted By: patty - Fri Mar 04, 2011 - Comments (4)
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March 3, 2011

Stamp Day for Superman



Along with nabbing bad-guy Blinky, Superman sells Treasury Bonds, in this US-government-sponsored short.

Posted By: Paul - Thu Mar 03, 2011 - Comments (2)
Category: Education, Government, Money, PSA's, 1950's

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