Three hundred pound Mia Landingham was convicted of involuntary manslaughter in the death of her 120 pound boyfriend. While they were fighting last August she sat on Mikal Middleton-Bey, the father of her three children, and killed him. That's right, she sat on him and killed him.
Thank goodness for those speed cameras making our streets and neighborhoods safe. Except, of course, for the one in Jeff Buck's neighborhood in Great Britain. Jeff parks on the street in front of his home where there happens to be a speed camera. He has twice been ticketed for speeding while his car sat there. But I'm sure that's the only one that malfunctions and all the rest both there and over here are perfectly accurate. So just pay your fine.
I've actually given these to my kids and grandkids, but after watching the advertisement from the 80's, I'm not sure I will buy them again. These Kinder Eggs are made of a chocolate hollow egg with another capsule and the prize inside.
The toys are not as cool anymore either -- Any German translations? (besides "I'm creepy and I want you to eat this?")
Paul Di Filippo
Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over thirty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. He has recently begun blogging on many curious topics with three fellow writers at The Inferior 4+1.
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