Weird Universe

May 17, 2009

Gamers Only

Get your own back for the swine flu scare.
Swine Fighter
Posted By: Expat47 | Date: Sun May 17, 2009 | Comments (5)

Professor Music’s Weird Links

Still no cure for cancer: The Project; the Study

I love a well-crafted hoax

It's a HOBBY, not an OBSESSION!

10 people who gave their name to food.

Posted By: Professor Music | Date: Sun May 17, 2009 | Comments (3)

A pilot, an Architect a Hotelier and a “prophet” all have some Orgonite…

Four men recently were arrested in Mozambique for polluting a water source. Apparently "In reality, the quartet didn't want to hurt anyone. They were only trying to keep the Illuminati from controlling the world through microwaves."

Well, I'm glad that's all they were really doing! It's a good thing there gentlemen are out there, "purifying" our water with fiberglass.

Posted By: dherlich | Date: Sun May 17, 2009 | Comments (5)

The Powers of Congress

Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun May 17, 2009 | Comments (2)
Category: Dreams and Nightmares, Politics, 1940's

Mysterious Worms Invade China

What do you do when your normally green and lush grazing pastures become over-run with mysterious worms? For the fifty herdsmen in northwest China, there is no answer but to move. The worms are one inch long, green, with thorns and black stripes, and are packed up to 3,000 per square meter. Samples of the worms have been sent to Xinjiang Agricultural University for identification, but so far the usual methods of dealing with such an invasion (chickens, ducks and other birds) has not been successful. The Story.
Posted By: Nethie | Date: Sun May 17, 2009 | Comments (9)
Category: Agriculture, Animals, Nature, Science

Your Daily Loser & Jury Duty for May 17th

Your Daily Loser - How drunk do you have to be to think that your town's water tower is a threat? Raymond Maresh of Garfield, Arkansas, was arrested for firing three rounds at the water tower, causing it to spring a leak and doing $15,000.00 worth of damage. The Story.

Jury Duty - Customer: Excuse me, kindly Mr. Radio Shack Employee, I would like to return this item. I have a receipt and I am within my 30 days and...
Employee: No.
Customer: Might I speak with a manager, please?
Employee: I don't like your attitude. *punches customer in face until cops arrive*
Sad, but true. The Story and Mugshot.
Posted By: Nethie | Date: Sun May 17, 2009 | Comments (2)
Category: Crime, Your Daily Jury Duty, Your Daily Loser, Goofs and Screw-ups

Typical: son told to clean his room, Weird: father calls 911 for assistance,

Weirder: kid is 28 and a 270 pound school board member still living in mom and dad's basement.Police arrive and son weeps uncontrollably. Dad refuses to press charges because he doesn't want to harm sonny's political career. They hug and make up and sonny promises to be a good boy from now on.
momma's boy Andrew Mizsak
Posted By: hickory_johnson | Date: Sun May 17, 2009 | Comments (4)

May 16, 2009

Woman sues Walmart after Nutria Scare


A giant rat-like rodent called a nutria scared Rebecca T. White, causing her to injure herself with a shopping cart. Walmart employees had adopted "Norman the Nutria" as a mascot.

Here's the link!!

Posted By: gdanea | Date: Sat May 16, 2009 | Comments (1)

A Case of Spring Fever

The MST3K crew tackled this one years ago, but here's the raw original so you can insert your own funny talkback.

Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat May 16, 2009 | Comments (7)
Category: Dreams and Nightmares, Technology, 1940's

Do Not Read This While Eating

This article is a list, including pictures, of the sixteen most horrific growths to appear on humans over the years. Some of the growths include a huge facial tumor, the world's largest hand, people with horns, a tree growing inside a lung and people with tails. And don't worry, this picture is just a cactus.
Posted By: Nethie | Date: Sat May 16, 2009 | Comments (2)
Category: Body, Health, Science
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