Weird Universe

February 28, 2010

Formula For Love

Professor Dooley of New South Wales University in Sydney, Australia has come up with a formula for the optimum age for a man to propose marriage. Just plug your numbers into the above formula and calculate yourself right on into marital bliss!
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun Feb 28, 2010 | Comments (2)

February 27, 2010

Terry Pratchett’s Colour of Magic

In celebration of my recent minor literary milestone, I have decided to share a bit of weirdness from one of my favorite authors, Terry Pratchett. For those of you familiar with the Discworld series, I'm sure you know where I'm going with this. The very first novel in the Discworld series, which takes place on the back of a giant turtle floating through space, was made into a live action movie. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the official trailer to 'Colour of Magic.'

Posted By: MohawkWarrior | Date: Sat Feb 27, 2010 | Comments (8)

Runaway Snowmobile

Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Feb 27, 2010 | Comments (5)
Category: Motor Vehicles, Stupidity

Follies of the Mad Men #90

Is it smart to emphasize to parents, the toy-buyers, how goddamn noisy your products are?
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Feb 27, 2010 | Comments (3)
Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Toys, 1960's

PETA Abuses Tiger

From the 'kick a guy when he's down category, PETA plans to put up the above billboard near Tiger Woods Windmere, Florida home to promote spaying and neutering pets. Hopefully no Lorena Bobitt wannabes take it to mean 'neuter your wandering husband'. At least Tiger isn't loosing all his endorsements! (kidding- he has no affiliation with this campaign)
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Feb 27, 2010 | Comments (7)

Breast Implants Vanity Or Protection?

Lydia Carranza was saved by her D size breast implants when she was shot last July. A co-worker's estranged husband showed up at the Simi Valley dental office where the two women worked and opened fire killing his wife and wounding Lydia. According to her doctor the implants kept the bullet fragments from hitting her heart.,0,6422933.story

A Bulgarian woman ran a red light, hitting another car and totalling both. But, fortunately, she was saved by her silicone breast implants. The implants acted as airbags to protect the lady, but they also burst so she'll need to replace them. For safety sake of course.

A woman in Israel was hit by shrapnel from a Hezbollah rocket attack. She was saved from death by her silicone breast implants which absorbed the shrapnel and protected her heart.

Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Feb 27, 2010 | Comments (8)

February 26, 2010

I hate it when this happens

You are just minding your own business, cheering at the game, and some stupid mascot gets all up in your face!!

This would give me indigestion.
Posted By: gdanea | Date: Fri Feb 26, 2010 | Comments (2)
Category: Sports

Captive Wild Woman

Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Feb 26, 2010 | Comments (3)
Category: Animals, Horror, Movies, 1940's, Fictional Monsters

February 25, 2010

Another Hot Dog In The News

How about a more reliable weird hot dog story? Last September a guy attending a Kansas City Royals baseball game at Kauffman Stadium was injured by a flying hot dog. At the September 8th game Slugerrr, the K.C. Royals mascot, threw a hot dog at the stands and it struck John Coomer in the eye. He's now suing the team for $25,000 for the injuries he sustained which included a detached retina and cataracts-OUCH.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Feb 25, 2010 | Comments (10)

Brandon Bird


Brandon Bird is an artist whose style might best be described as "pop culture Norman Rockwell." Pictured above is one of his most famous works, No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford. Head on over to his website to see more of his work, including a Law & Order themed coloring book, children's letters to Christopher Walken, and a version of The Last Supper featuring 12 James Woodses (and RoboCop).
Posted By: Salamander Sam | Date: Thu Feb 25, 2010 | Comments (3)
Category: Art, Pop Art, Surrealism, Celebrities, Pop Culture
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