Weird Universe Archive

August 2009

August 26, 2009

Another Helping of Food Related Weirdness - 4

First up, let's take a moment to savour pest control, Texas Style. Farmer Skip Smith, from Dublin, TX, is so fed up with feral hogs busting in to his watermelon patch and eating his crops that he’s fighting back with the aid of night-vision goggles and a silenced, fully automatic machine-gun. “The same thing that our forces use in Iraq, we're just using them on animals," Smith said, “we shoot about 45 to 50 a week on 1000 acres." Which is a hell of a lot of free bacon (ABC).

But if there is one food that might possibly challenge bacon as the mightily meaty master of my heart, it would be southern fried chicken. So what could be better than a sandwich that includes both? Well, how about one that leaves out that pointless bread stuff and puts the slices of gorgeous bacon between two hot, fresh fried chicken fillets? That is the idea behind what some reports are claiming is the latest creation from KFC, the “double-down” sandwich. Bacon, cheese and the “Colonel’s special sauce” are sandwiched between the chain’s house-style fried chicken in a heart-stopping 1200 calorie mouthful. And the day this launches near me officially marks the end of my banana diet (AJC).



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Posted By: Dumbfounded - Wed Aug 26, 2009 - Comments (8)
Category: Agriculture, Animals, Cops, Exercise and Fitness, Food, Candy, Guns

August 25, 2009

Homeless signs

At least some of the people asking for money have a sense of humor:

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Here's a link for the source and two dozen more homeless signs (maybe Not Safe For Work):

http://www.webofentertainment.com/2009/08/25-awesome-homeless-guy-signs.html

I know it is cruel, but when someone on the street says "Spare change?" to me, I always reply "No thanks, I already have some."

Seen better signs or have better comebacks?

Posted By: gdanea - Tue Aug 25, 2009 - Comments (6)
Category: Humor

August 24, 2009

Lego house will include working toilet

James May built a garden out of plasticine, but is really excited for his new Lego house. The Top Gear presenter is hosting a show called "Toy Stories", and wants the lavatory to work. Now if he can only get enough Legos -- got extras?

Here's the link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/surrey/8168892.stm

Bonus -- picture of the plasticine garden!

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Posted By: gdanea - Mon Aug 24, 2009 - Comments (5)
Category: Toys

Righteous Eaters, Banks’ Ham ‘n’ Cheese Collateral, and Edgar Hernandez’s Nobel-Quality Urine

News of the Weird / Pro Edition
August 24, 2009 (news from August 15-22)

If Zombies Attack for Real, We're Toast
Two math professors in Canada modeled a zombie outbreak as a major infectious disease, to predict whether we non-necros could fight back. Not a chance, they conclude. After all, this is one "infection" that would just keep reviving itself every time we killed it, unless we killed it in just the correct way (however that is, which is unclear now because movies keep altering the rules of zombie biology). (Bonus: The lead researcher, from the University of Ottawa, is, and I quote, "Robert Smith?," and there is no typo there.) BBC News

The Subtleties of Gender
"Extremely complex" is how a world amateur athletics spokesman described gender verification testing (commenting on the suspicions raised about the champion South African runner Caster Semenya, who is, said her daddy, his "little girl," even though she appears to some like daddy's little boy). Complex? Hey, just pull her pants down, huh?. Or measure her androgen and estrogen levels? Or see if she's got a Y? Well . . no. For athletic-unfairness purposes, those things are indicators but aren't conclusive. Some genitalia are actually in conflict or inactive, and anyway, it's not the dick itself that improves female athletes' performance. It's the hormones, but men can still tilt high on estrogen and women tilt high on androgen. Even the chromosome thing doesn't always work out right. And the hormone deal, itself, gets you into a gray area because so much of superior performance emanates from the body one acquires at birth. World-class athletes are (and I use the term lovingly) freaks of nature, as are sexually-confused transgenders. [On the other hand, just because I'm sympathetic doesn't mean I'm necessarily for letting trannies decide, all to themselves, which restroom they're gonna pee in.] New York Times

That's . . Howard . . Awand
Fortune magazine exposes a massive conspiracy among a Las Vegas doctor and a Las Vegas lawyer, and associated cronies, to inflate legal settlements with superfluous medical tests. Strongest evidence: Clients are sworn to secrecy about the name of the fixer who puts the doctor and lawyer together for them. That would be Howard Awand. Oops. Anyway, I read somewhere that people are innocent until howardawand proved guilty in a court of law so let's not jump to conclusions. After all, Fortune's only interviewed 40 howardawand players, including two who say they were in on the whole thing. Howard Awand. Fortune

Can't Possibly Be True
Michael Sesera of Blairstown, N.J., needed a little zoning love from the town of Hanover so he could build a convenience store and so did the natural New Jersey thing and offered a $20k bribe to the mayor to make it happen . . and the mayor turned his ass in! The nerve! Associated Press via WCBS Radio



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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Aug 24, 2009 - Comments (8)
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August 23, 2009

Beware safe looking leafy paths

I'm not sure why it's so much fun to watch others get tricked, but this prank, while narrated in German, needs no translation.



As the leaves begin to fall, be careful out there!!

Posted By: gdanea - Sun Aug 23, 2009 - Comments (4)
Category: Frauds, Cons and Scams

Forgotten and Unseen Electronics Part 41

Back in 1977 the first Star Wars movie came out. One of the scenes shows Luke using a force trainer. Now someone has actually invented it. If you want to try it out you can buy one here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/bf1b/?cpg=cj



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Posted By: phantomspy1 - Sun Aug 23, 2009 - Comments (2)
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Stupid Punts, Cheesy Bankers and the World’s Wurst Museum!

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In what looks likely to go down as the slowest naval engagement of all time, rival punting companies in the historic English town of Cambridge are apparently engaging in a clandestine war for the city's annual passenger river-trade, worth an estimated £2.5m ($4m). The latest move in what the locals dub "the punt wars" has seen two of the flat, pole-propelled craft belonging to one local operator sawn through from end to end. Until now, some punt companies have stuck to using stink bombs or liquid soap to incapacitate their rivals' craft, or have severed mooring chains so that the boats must be found and recovered before they can start work, but this latest escalation of the conflict, which caused £10k of actual damage, is worrying many people. Some are now calling for a limit on the number of punts allowed to work on the river (Guardian).

Meanwhile, in Milan in Italy, the loan-collateral held in the vault at Credito Emiliano is not only protected by inches of steel and high-tech alarms systems, it's also maintained at the perfect temperature and humidity, and turned and cleaned by automated systems to ensure that it keeps its value. That's because Credito Emiliano is offering the local cheese-makers loans of up to 60% of the value of any parmesan cheese deposited with them. With each parmesan wheel worth 300 euros ($400), and local producers typically putting up 2000 wheels in a year in collateral, this has meant the bank has lent nearly 420 thousand euros ($600k) to each customer against the cheese in their vault. Which is gouda news for the local cheese industry (AP).

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If there is one food that could be intimately linked with the German city of Berlin, it's the currywurst. A twisted cousin to the American chilli-dog, from a parallel universe so evil even the women have goatees, the Berlin currywurst is a sliced pork sausage served with plenty of powdered curry and cayenne and covered in a spicy, curry sauce and sold by street vendors to the passing trade. So popular is this snack in Berlin that the city has just opened the Currywurst Museum to show off the dish's history to tourists and locals alike. Partly this is to support Berlin's claims to be the birthplace of the currywurst, but it is also hoped the museum will promote the snack in the face of increasing competition from more conventional fast food. As one might expect from a museum dedicated to this singular foodstuff, the cafeteria includes an authentic currywurst stand (Times).

(Images from Wikipedia.)

Posted By: Dumbfounded - Sun Aug 23, 2009 - Comments (4)
Category: Business, Crime, Destruction, Museums, Pirates

Professor Music’s Weird Links

In Cherrapunjee, Northeastern India, one of the rainiest places on Earth, bridges aren't built -- they're grown


Travel through the Land of Artistic Expression -- rendered in map form


(Huge buildup . .. then the Letdown) It's actress wannabes reading from the script of 'Star Wars'. . . . . . . while wearing bikinis


Not that there's anything wrong with that

Posted By: Professor Music - Sun Aug 23, 2009 - Comments (4)
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August 22, 2009

Dutch Cider Ad



And now, gratuitous male flesh in a silly advert, for those WU readers who might appreciate it.

Link to article about ad.

Posted By: Paul - Sat Aug 22, 2009 - Comments (6)
Category: Advertising, Men, Europe, Alcohol

Latin Love

The Brazilian government has come up with a helpful web site for some of it's citizens. Apparently getting up close and personal enough with someone to give them a sexually transmitted disease doesn't necessarily mean one is close enough to discuss such things. The government has therefore set up a web site for those who have given the gift that keeps on giving to send an e-mail to their recipient(s). There are even cute graphics, like a guy reclining in his underwear telling a past partner to see a doctor for an std check. We all know how private the Internet is, what a great idea! Here's the link for the site (in Spanish) http://www.aids.gov.br/muitoprazer/index.php?qdiganao
and for the story(in English) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090821/ap_on_fe_st/lt_odd_brazil_std_cards

Posted By: patty - Sat Aug 22, 2009 - Comments (5)
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