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    <title type="text">Weird Universe Weblog</title>
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    <entry>
      <title>Blown Up</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/blown_up/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6100</id>
      <published>2012-05-16T20:35:01Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-16T21:43:02Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>patty</name>
            <email>blivelytaz@att.net</email>
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They blew up a 4 meter, 3.5 ton<a href="http://austrianindependent.com/image/18661/news/General_News/2012-05-16/11192/Giant_penis_is_blown_up" title=" penis"> penis</a> in Austria.  Why?  Because they could. Picture after the jump slightly  NSFW. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Sad Kids on ETSY</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/sad_kids_on_etsy/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6099</id>
      <published>2012-05-16T16:26:06Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-16T16:42:07Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Tyrusguy</name>
            <email>tymullis@hotmail.com</email>
                  </author>

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I'm suprised Alex's yarn beard boy's are not on <a href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fsadetsykids.tumblr.com%2F">THIS SITE</a> ,YET!<br />
 
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    <entry>
      <title>Furburger</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/furburger/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6025</id>
      <published>2012-05-16T12:32:39Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-16T13:33:41Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Paul</name>
            <email>pgdf@cox.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Eccentrics"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C56/"
        label="Eccentrics" />
      <category term="Feminism"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C332/"
        label="Feminism" />
      <category term="Hygiene"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C50/"
        label="Hygiene" />
      <category term="Music"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C61/"
        label="Music" />
      <category term="Sexuality"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C20/"
        label="Sexuality" />
      <category term="Women"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C102/"
        label="Women" />
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It's certainly been too long since we've had a musical number on WU, so without fur(ther) ado..... 
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    <entry>
      <title>Orange Yarn Beards</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/orange_yarn_beards/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6095</id>
      <published>2012-05-16T12:27:43Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-16T14:34:44Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Alex</name>
            <email>alex@weirduniverse.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Fashion"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C64/"
        label="Fashion" />
      <category term="Headgear"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C409/"
        label="Headgear" />
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        A follow-up to those <a href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/bearded_beanies/">etsy Bearded Beanies</a> I posted about two weeks ago. Those were bad enough, but sending a teenager out in one of these Orange Yarn Beards seems downright cruel. They look a bit like mops attached to their faces. If you want to get one, they're <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99883083/orange-yarn-beard-teen?ref=sr_gallery_6&amp;ga_ex=etsy_finds&amp;ga_ref=etsy_finds&amp;ga_filters=toys+-supplies+dress_up&amp;ga_search_type=all&amp;ga_view_type=gallery">available on etsy</a>. Only $19!<br />
<br />
<img src="http://2012wubucket.s3.amazonaws.com/orange_beards.jpg"> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Canned Cocktails</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/canned_cocktails/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6092</id>
      <published>2012-05-15T13:00:09Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-15T14:01:10Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Paul</name>
            <email>pgdf@cox.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Business"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C12/"
        label="Business" />
      <category term="Advertising"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C39/"
        label="Advertising" />
      <category term="Products"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C13/"
        label="Products" />
      <category term="Technology"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C21/"
        label="Technology" />
      <category term="1970&#39;s"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C86/"
        label="1970&#39;s" />
      <category term="Alcohol"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C235/"
        label="Alcohol" />
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Despite a long history--<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=qqGiqh9usfMC&lpg=PA41&dq=poodle&pg=PA30#v=onepage&q&f=false" target="_blank" title="this ad dates from 1972">this ad dates from 1972</a>--canned mixed drinks have never caught on.  Perhaps something to do with inferior taste?<br />
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<img src="http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/uploads/elJimador_Paloma-sm_thumb.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="550" height="749" /><br />
<br />
And yet manufacturers continue to try--<a href="http://www.examiner.com/article/canned-cocktails-from-el-jimador-are-a-new-mix-on-traditional-tequila-drinks" target="_blank" title="as seen here.">as seen here.</a> 
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    <entry>
      <title>The Candidate With a 430 IQ</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/the_candidate_with_a_430_iq/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6093</id>
      <published>2012-05-15T12:11:24Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-15T05:16:25Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Alex</name>
            <email>alex@weirduniverse.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Eccentrics"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C56/"
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        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C6/"
        label="Politics" />
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        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C205/"
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South Korea has an interesting candidate running for president &mdash; Huh Kyung-young. It's his third time running. Last time, in 2007, he got 10,000 votes, but he's convinced there was a miscount and that this time around he'll win. A few facts from his bio:<br />
<ul> <li>He says he has an IQ of 430.</li> <li>He wants to move the U.N. headquarters to the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea.</li> <li>He claims Michael Jackson's soul visited him three days before the singer died. Inspired by the visit, Huh later produced a record titled, "Call Me."</li> <li>He wants to give $100,000 to all couples who get married, and $30,000 to anyone who has a baby. How to pay for this? "Where there is a will, there is a way. I have all the solutions in my head. Remember, my IQ is 430."</li> <li>At the age of 57, he acquired supernatural powers.</li> </ul> Read more about Huh at <a href="http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2009/10/113_50074.html">koreatime.co.kr</a>.<br />
 
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    <entry>
      <title>What Is It</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/what_is_it7/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6091</id>
      <published>2012-05-14T14:03:30Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-14T15:08:31Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>patty</name>
            <email>blivelytaz@att.net</email>
                  </author>

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<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5822284/a-urinal-for-girls-means-weve-finally-reached-equality/gallery/1" title="Take a guess">Take a guess</a>, answer after the jump. A female urinal.
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    <entry>
      <title>Horace Greeley&#8217;s Neck&#45;Hair Beard</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/horace_greeleys_neck-hair_beard/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6086</id>
      <published>2012-05-14T13:19:12Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-14T13:39:13Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Alex</name>
            <email>alex@weirduniverse.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Politics"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C6/"
        label="Politics" />
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        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C421/"
        label="Hair and Hairstyling" />
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        <div class="center"><img src="http://2012wubucket.s3.amazonaws.com/greeley_neard.jpg"></div><br />
<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neckbeard">Urban Dictionary</a> offers several definitions of "neckbeard":<br />
<br />
<div class="shaded"><b>1.</b> Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed. <br />
<b>2.</b> Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.</div><br />
Horace Greeley probably offers an example of both definitions. The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Greeley">wikipedia page</a> about him notes: "Greeley was noted for his eccentricities. His attire in even the hottest weather included a full-length coat, and he was never without an umbrella; his interests included spiritualism and phrenology." And add his neckbeard to his list of eccentricities. Even by nineteenth-century standards, it was an odd fashion choice. <a href="http://blogs.archives.gov/prologue/?p=2406">The National Archives blog describes it as a "neard"</a>, as well as "neck hair run amok". In 1872 Greeley ran for president against Ulysses S. Grant (who had a normal beard) and suffered a landslide loss. His neard may have played a role in this. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Follies of the Mad Men #182</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/follies_of_the_mad_men_182/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.5677</id>
      <published>2012-05-14T12:06:35Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-14T13:06:36Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Paul</name>
            <email>pgdf@cox.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Business"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C12/"
        label="Business" />
      <category term="Advertising"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C39/"
        label="Advertising" />
      <category term="Products"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C13/"
        label="Products" />
      <category term="Engineering and Construction"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C438/"
        label="Engineering and Construction" />
      <category term="Technology"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C21/"
        label="Technology" />
      <category term="War"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C188/"
        label="War" />
      <category term="1940&#39;s"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C79/"
        label="1940&#39;s" />
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        <img src="http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/uploads/staple1_thumb.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="325" height="459" /><br />
<img src="http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/uploads/staple2_thumb.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="326" height="385" /><br />
<br />
"World War II was won by superior American staples.  We're not saying that just because we make and sell them."<br />
<br />
The personal bonus:  Bostitch is a company from my home state of Rhode Island.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=-04EAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA2&dq=life%20magazine%20august%207%201944&pg=PA36#v=onepage&q&f=false" target="_blank" title="Original ad here.">Original ad here.</a> 
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Chuck&#8217;s Off Today</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/chucks_off_today/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6090</id>
      <published>2012-05-14T09:33:54Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-13T14:40:55Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Chuck</name>
            <email>chuck@weirduniverse.net</email>
                  </author>

      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        I am on the road today.  I don't go on the road often.  I was last on the road in 2002.  I probably won't be on the road again before 2015.  Here's the deal:  I promise you that I "hand-pick" the "creme" of the week's news.  I can't fulfill that promise while I'm on the road.  I have too many distractions.  Rather than post "Here are 15 links I found last week," I'm sticking to my business model.  But that means I'm taking the week off.  I've been doing my prep work, though.  Next week's Cite-Seeing Tour will inevitably be longer than usual, covering 2 weeks.   
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Esperanto Armageddon</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/esperanto_armageddon/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6088</id>
      <published>2012-05-13T13:17:06Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-13T14:18:07Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Paul</name>
            <email>pgdf@cox.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Languages"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C313/"
        label="Languages" />
      <category term="Movies"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C42/"
        label="Movies" />
      <category term="Science Fiction"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C89/"
        label="Science Fiction" />
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In a Mad Max future, Esperanto will save the day!  Huh? 
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Snail Porridge</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/snail_porridge/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6081</id>
      <published>2012-05-13T13:15:16Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-13T13:42:18Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Alex</name>
            <email>alex@weirduniverse.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Food"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C36/"
        label="Food" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        According to Heston Blumenthal, "snail and porridge might sound like a bit of a bizarre combination, but it's totally delicious to eat." I'll take his word for it, but this is one dish I'm not going to try. To make the dish, it sounds like you mix snails and porridge together. Then you add in a whole bunch of other stuff to hide the taste of the snails.<br />
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T_U996f25fU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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<img src="http://2012wubucket.s3.amazonaws.com/snailporridge.jpg"> 
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Keepsakes</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/keepsakes/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6089</id>
      <published>2012-05-13T00:09:37Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-13T01:58:38Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>patty</name>
            <email>blivelytaz@att.net</email>
                  </author>

      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        Some people keep the <a href="http://failblog.org/2012/05/12/dating-fails-dating-fails-you-win-for-creepiest-creepy-that-ever-did-creep/" title="trophies?">oddest things</a>.  But to display them is truly weird.  NSFW 
      ]]></content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Beatnik Jokes</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/beatnik_jokes/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6087</id>
      <published>2012-05-12T13:47:01Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-12T14:51:02Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Paul</name>
            <email>pgdf@cox.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Bohemians, Beatniks, Hippies and Slackers"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C302/"
        label="Bohemians, Beatniks, Hippies and Slackers" />
      <category term="1960&#39;s"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C73/"
        label="1960&#39;s" />
      <category term="Jokes"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C152/"
        label="Jokes" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <img src="http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/uploads/beatnik1_thumb.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="300" height="615" /><br />
<img src="http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/uploads/beatnik2_thumb.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="300" height="591" /><br />
<img src="http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/uploads/beat3_thumb.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="300" height="625" /> 
      ]]></content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Tattoos for Dogs</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/tattoos_for_dogs/" />
      <id>tag:weirduniverse.net,2012:blog/index/1.6085</id>
      <published>2012-05-12T12:59:15Z</published>
      <updated>2012-05-12T13:14:16Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Alex</name>
            <email>alex@weirduniverse.net</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Animals"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C31/"
        label="Animals" />
      <category term="Fashion"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C64/"
        label="Fashion" />
      <category term="Pets"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C66/"
        label="Pets" />
      <category term="Dogs"
        scheme="http://www.weirduniverse.net/site/C68/"
        label="Dogs" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        The newest fad in canine fashion -- tattooing your dog. Note that these aren't permanent tattoos. They're airbrushed on using a special pet-friendly dye. Still, it's a great way to make your dog look ridiculous. Link: <a href="http://theweek.com/article/index/227662/tattoos-for-your-dog">theweek.com</a><br />
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<img src="http://2012wubucket.s3.amazonaws.com/dogtattoos.jpg"> 
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