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April 7, 2016

Lets Go To The Video

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If, as a family, you are going to plot a murder and make it look like self defense on your own property then perhaps you should turn off your surveillance camera. Father, son and daughter caught themselves setting up the daughter's boyfriend's murder and let the police get the video as well because Florida.

Posted By: patty - Thu Apr 07, 2016 - Comments (3)
Category: Stupid Criminals, Goofs and Screw-ups

March 6, 2016

Forgot to Chew Off The Tat Too

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Kirk Kelly was picked up in a traffic stop in Tallmadge, Ohio. To avoid having his true identity revealed he lied about his name and then sat in the back of a cruiser and chewed off his fingerprints. The police subsequently identified him by a tattoo. I have to specify, although Kirk was picked up in Ohio, he was originally from Florida- the WTF state.

Posted By: patty - Sun Mar 06, 2016 - Comments (3)
Category: Stupid Criminals, Tattoos, Goofs and Screw-ups

February 17, 2016

A Strange “Robbery”

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Original article here.

Posted By: Paul - Wed Feb 17, 2016 - Comments (9)
Category: Stupid Criminals, 1970's, Brain Damage

December 28, 2015

Death By Condom Machine

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Three men decided to boost a condom machine and blow it open to get at the condoms, and presumably, the money inside. They set up the blast and ran to their vehicle for cover. Unfortunately the last guy in the car did not get his door shut in time and was struck in the head by a piece of the machine when it blew up. He later died at the hospital, Darwin Award.

Posted By: patty - Mon Dec 28, 2015 - Comments (15)
Category: Accidents, Goofs and Screw-ups, Crime, Stupid Criminals, Death

December 5, 2015

Police Inquiry Cut Short

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A Circumcision Ambulance was stolen in Great Britain. They have Circumcision Ambulances in Great Britain and they do in home circumcisions. As mentioned above the police inquiry was cut short when a private citizens neighborhood watch group tweeted about finding the abandoned car.

Posted By: patty - Sat Dec 05, 2015 - Comments (10)
Category: Body Modifications, Crime, Stupid Criminals, Genitals

September 18, 2015

Faux Phones

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More brilliant criminals here in Ohio in the state capital, Columbus, no less. Apparently some high tech geniuses used rocks to smash in the back door of a Verizon store and took all the display phones. The display phones are dummies, you know like the thieves. Real cell phones are locked in a vault at night due to a previous successful robbery. When they get caught they won't be able to hold their heads up in jail amongst the real criminals.

Posted By: patty - Fri Sep 18, 2015 - Comments (5)
Category: Imitations, Forgeries, Rip-offs and Faux, Stupid Criminals, Your Daily Loser

August 25, 2015

Genitalia Vandalism

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Genitalia vandalism, the funniest phrase I have ever seen, is how they refer to someone going through an Ikea drawing penises on everything, in Denmark. Not the first definition I'd have thought of but it works. Also, no, it was not some kid who was bored while mom shopped. A 31 year old grown man went through an Ikea and drew 30 penises on various items in the store. Bet his Mama is proud.

Posted By: patty - Tue Aug 25, 2015 - Comments (4)
Category: Stupid Criminals, Retailing, Genitals

August 7, 2015

Blowing Up Unlocked Safe

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Original article here.

Posted By: Paul - Fri Aug 07, 2015 - Comments (5)
Category: Stupid Criminals, 1900's

July 26, 2015

One In The Hole

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A Norwegian golf course has been the victim of a perverse kind of vandalism repeatedly since 2005. Someone is sneaking on the golf course at night and defecating in the golf holes. The groundskeeper claims the vandal is likely a man due to the size of the...droppings. Security lights were erected to catch the offender, only to be disabled by him. So, 10 years later, this nasty person is still using the course holes as his personal potty much to the dismay of the grounds staff.

Posted By: patty - Sun Jul 26, 2015 - Comments (6)
Category: Stupid Criminals, Excrement, Nausea, Revulsion and Disgust

July 3, 2015

The Plot to Steal Abe Lincoln’s Corpse

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Once upon a time, some crooks thought it would be a good idea to rob the grave of Abe Lincoln and hold the corpse for ransom.

One account here.

More detailed account here.

Posted By: Paul - Fri Jul 03, 2015 - Comments (1)
Category: Death, Politics, Stupid Criminals, Nineteenth Century

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