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Stop And Think

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In the movie Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum's character says, in conversation about the Park, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they never stopped to think if they should." I think that quote is very apropos to a recent Japanese culinary accomplishment. Cheesecake made using bacteria found in gorilla feces.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Aug 06, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Excrement, Can't Possibly Be True, Eating

Training For A Darwin Award


There's stupid, there's crazy, then there's THIS guy!
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Aug 01, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Can't Possibly Be True, Mental Health and Insanity, Goofs and Screw-ups, Trains

Zero Tolerance Extends To Parents

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Superintendent Jay Foster of Senatobia Schools in Mississippi pressed disturbing the peace charges against parents who did not follow his directions to hold applause till the end of the graduation ceremony. Not only were the offending parents removed from the audience, missing the rest of the ceremony, but they now each face a possible $500 fine. Apparently zero tolerance now extends to parents as well.

Picture from Yahoo images
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Jun 03, 2015 | Comments (8)
Category: Annoying Things, Bombast, Bloviation and Pretentiousness, Surrealism, Can't Possibly Be True

Woman Bites Dog

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Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 27, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Animals, Scary Criminals, Can't Possibly Be True, Genitals, Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise, Teeth, Eating

Unfortunate Allergy

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Some women, aproximately 12%, are allergic to their partner's semen. Even worse, some men are allergic to their own semen. The allergy causes some nasty reactions in both cases unfortunately.

Hamster Tartare

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Teacher, a different one, in South Korea became upset with the kids mistreating hamsters in the classroom. He decided to teach them a lesson about the sanctity of life. So he ate a live hamster in front of them. To think some people are horrified by stories of how kids used to swallow goldfish.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 20, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Animals, Can't Possibly Be True, Not Clear On The Concept, Eating

Sex Ed.

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Teacher arranged for middle school students to use a storage room for sex. At least he bought condoms for them.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 20, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Children, Can't Possibly Be True, Sex

Beware Bad Beard Bacteria

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Beards can contain as much fecal bacteria as a toilet. Depending, of course, on the hygiene of the beard wearer.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun May 03, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Can't Possibly Be True, Facial Hair, Nausea, Revulsion and Disgust

Never Inject Stuff In Your Stuff

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Injecting your penis with vasoline to make it appear larger is a very bad idea. The description of the surgery necessary to effect repairs is cringe-worthy.

Three Alarm Fire At Fire Extinguisher Factory

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Its like rain on your wedding day. A fire at the fire extinguisher factory, isn't it ironic.
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