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Dumb History

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Just got my copy of this title, and it looks like a winner for all WU-vies. I'll report more soon.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun Mar 18, 2012 | Comments (4)
Category: History, Stupidity, Weird Studies and Guides, Books

The Standing Broom of Prattville

The Prattville Standing Broom is an old story from 2009, but I think it deserves a place on WU.



Especially since it's inspired an entire subgenre of broom-standing-on-their-own videos on youtube. Here's just one, picked at random:

Posted By: Alex | Date: Sun Mar 18, 2012 | Comments (2)
Category: Stupidity, Interior Decorating

Electrified Lunch Box

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Wonder why this never caught on...?

Original article here. (Scroll up one page.)
Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon Nov 21, 2011 | Comments (3)
Category: Food, Inventions, Stupidity, 1940's

Jack Kirby Omnibus

If you enjoy old school comics, especially by the master, Jack Kirby, you'll want to purchase the volume depicted at right. It's full of Silver Age weirdness in the unselfconscious manner of the day.

Here's my favorite example, from the story titled "I Was Big-Game on Neptune."


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An Earthman is kidnapped and finds himself in prison with five other beings, all uniquely bizarre. Pretty hard to mistake one for another, right?

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Not according to our hero, who has to label them for ease of identification, with hard-to-distinguish-at-a-distance nametags!

I love the expression on the beaky face of the orange guy. He's thinking, "This guy is dumber than a bag of Saturnian hammers!"
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Sep 24, 2011 | Comments (4)
Category: Aliens, Stupidity, Comics, 1950's

Kiev Bridge Climb



Do not try this at home.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Sep 17, 2011 | Comments (3)
Category: Buildings and Other Structures, Daredevils, Stuntpeople and Thrillseekers, Stupidity, Russia

Follies of the Mad Men #158

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Men are oppressed by their wristwatches, but yours are different...? Huh?

From Playboy for November 1973.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon Sep 05, 2011 | Comments (3)
Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Fashion, Stereotypes and Cliches, Stupidity, 1970's, Men

Woman Injects Horse Blood as Art



Full story here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Aug 26, 2011 | Comments (8)
Category: Animals, Stupidity, Avant Garde, Performance Art, Blood

Planking





And the inevitable death.

Please excuse me for yawning.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun May 15, 2011 | Comments (2)
Category: Annoying Things, Stupidity, Sports, Performance Art, Australia

Reinventing the Wheel

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Chin dildo.

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Nose stylus.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed May 04, 2011 | Comments (5)
Category: Stupidity, Technology, Telephones, Sex Toys

Scatter-Brain

Nothing like winning over a woman by telling her she's an idiot, as Freddy Martin and his orchestra do in "Scatter-Brain."

Listen to the song here.

Everyone who sees you says, fascinating face
Heavens, what a figure and, goodness me, what grace
Everyone who meets you must lose his heart, I find
Then he's sure to lose his mind

You're as pleasant as the morning
And refreshing as the rain
Isn't it a pity that you're such a scatterbrain
When you smile it's so delightful
When you talk it's so insane
Still it's charming chatter, scatterbrain

I know I'll end up apoplectic
But there's nothing I can do
It's just the same as being in a hurricane
And though my life will be too hectic
I'm so much in love with you
Nothing else can matter
You're my darling scatterbrain

You're as gay as New Year parties
You're as sweet as sugarcane
But when you get serious, you're such a scatterbrain
When we dance I think it's heaven
Till about the third refrain
Then you start your patter, scatterbrain

Perhaps I'm much too analytic
But I'm up the well-known tree
I've tried to understand your double-talk in vain
Yet, won't you please forgive your critic
'Cause you mean so much to me
Nothing else can matter
You're my darling scatterbrain


Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Dec 29, 2010 | Comments (4)
Category: Stereotypes and Cliches, Stupidity, 1930's, Women
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