Santa Claus finally brings the puppet ultra-violence to Xmas that the holiday has traditionally lacked.
"I'm deeply sorry, Mrs Jones, but the SWAT team had no way of knowing little Tommy wasn't holding a real grenade before they opened fire."
Original ad here.
"He needs your help to march!" Worst excuse for playtime ever.
These ugly dolls were not Disney's brightest moment.
Wow. Able to give the parents of 2013 seven kinds of frenzied PC headaches with one toy!
aren't just for kids anymore.
According to wikipedia, the
was so popular, selling millions of copies, that it's now considered a symbol for the baby boomer generation. But as a Gen-Xer, I grew up without any knowledge of this classic.
How could Weird Universe not do a feature on a line of model kits dubbed "Weird-ohs"...?
features a good writeup on them.
Here's a period ad
from BOYS LIFE.
And the horrifying reality of the finished product. Buy yours now through the link below!
No translation necessary.
Of course, it was all a hook to sell toys, as the promo above might hint at.
But if you still doubt, check out a larger segment below.