Warning! If you bought your kid this
stuffed uterus, you better return it. The uterus has been determined to be unsafe:
The ovaries may be pulled off
and become a choking hazard,
Keep away from children.
For the love of God, just keep the uterus away from the kids!!! (via
Consumerist)
The Force Trainer, coming out later this year from Uncle Milton toys, reads your brain activity via a wireless headset, and then translates your brain waves into physical action. Namely, it activates a fan which raises or lowers a ball inside a tube.
Boring! They've gone with the wrong movie. If they were coming out with the
Stephen King Firestarter Trainer, that would have been interesting.
At the very least, they should have included the ability to activate
Jedi Force Lightning.
And as Captain Beaky sails off toward the Island of Antique Toys, we bid farewell to this survey of a time slightly less commercialized and more innocent than the present day. No Bratz Dolls, no Guitar Hero, no Mattel Mind-Controllers, no iPods preloaded with episodes of
Hannah Montana. What will the next 35 years bring? Stay tuned!
"Your eyes won't believe what your hands have done!" How incredibly accurate is this statement, as the tagline for so very many of the perps who parade across WEIRD UNIVERSE.
A toy that can be blamed for fostering the notion that every kid is possessed of equal artistic ability.
"Comes complete with striking air-traffic controllers, surly delayed passengers, and fees for checked luggage."
Oh, the awkward kludges kids had to put up with, before the glorious invention of video games!
Perhaps the only time in history that a Ford Pinto was deemed exciting.
Recent comments here at WU have speculated on why males like to blow things up. Here's a toy, designed to be destroyed, that helps teach such behavior--or maybe just caters to pre-existing tendencies.
Not sure about any subtext to a VW named "Bugg-em."
WARNING: Constant smart-ass utterances of "That's nothin!" may lead to beat-downs.
Category: Toys