Your assignment: to come up with this company's slogan. I'll volunteer the old Timex one, although it's not quite right: "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!"
Here's an artist--shown with her gallery patron--who appreciates weird imagery, as you can see from the examples below.
If you use Google Images with her name as the search term, you'll find many more--but the majority are nekkid wimmen who are NSFW, unlike, I presume, the stone female below.
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Movies, Sexuality, 1970's