Category: Boredom
iSerenity
iSerenity offers "a relaxing web-based experience that delivers soothing sounds and images designed to reduce stress and calm nerves. Use iSerenity while at work or at home. You can even leave it running in the background while you work on your computer."Nice idea, but their Library Lullaby sounds like it was recorded inside a parking structure. Pencil Parade would drive me insane in minutes; and why would anyone want to relax to Vacuum Vibrations?
Hot Thrills and Warm Chills
What you will witness in the video to the right is the first few minutes of HOT THRILLS AND WARM CHILLS. (It's totally Safe for Work, though the film itself is not.) But the trailer can only begin to convey the true stupefying awfulness of the film.
The gal doing the dance is actress Rita Alexander, and she's the ringleader of a trio of female jewel thieves. She meets with her cronies in her apartment, where they discuss their sex lives, with flashbacks of some assorted mattress workouts. The gals are topless during these bouts, but both males and females retain their underwear during the tussles. The love noises are dubbed in, over unmoving or unsynced lips. And the mambo soundtrack makes everything seem as if it's taking place at a bullfight or a Herb Alpert concert.
Anyhow, the girls--who live in Reno--are planning a heist-- During Mardi Gras! That's right, I bet you never knew Reno had an annual Mardi Gras, and a "French Quarter" as well. But they do in this universe, even though all the exterior shots are plainly shot in New Orleans. Reno seems to have been chosen as "Sin City" because New Orleans wasn't bawdy enough!
Having outlined the heist, the girls go out on the town, to a club that features an energetic but awkward topless dancer. One gal picks up a stranger, but our protagonist decides to go home with a local cop she knows!
In due course, the fabled heist is committed--off camera and past tense! One cop chases the fleeing Rita and a pal through the Mardi Gras parade and into one of New Orleans' famous above-ground, crypt-filled cemeteries. Rita eludes him by darting into a crypt, but gets locked in. She freaks out--despite having plenty of air and light and a gun in her hand with which to shoot off the lock--and commits suicide, and the closing credits roll.
You may now pick your jaws up off the ground.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon Sep 22, 2008 | Permalink |
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Category: Boredom, Inebriation and Intoxicants, Movies, Parades and Festivals, Self-help Schemes, Sexuality, Sex Symbols, Stupidity, Stupid Criminals, Surrealism, Hair Styling, 1960's, Women
Category: Boredom, Inebriation and Intoxicants, Movies, Parades and Festivals, Self-help Schemes, Sexuality, Sex Symbols, Stupidity, Stupid Criminals, Surrealism, Hair Styling, 1960's, Women
TeacherTube
How could I have been ignorant prior to now of the glories of TeacherTube, which hosts such stimulating videos as this one?The fun never stops!
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Sep 20, 2008 | Permalink |
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Category: Boredom, Education, Video
Category: Boredom, Education, Video
Why Study Science?
Has science ever looked duller than in this video?
Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Sep 19, 2008 | Permalink |
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Category: Boredom, Education, Family, Children, Parents, Futurism, Pop Culture, Yesterday's Tomorrows, Science, Technology, Video, 1950's
Category: Boredom, Education, Family, Children, Parents, Futurism, Pop Culture, Yesterday's Tomorrows, Science, Technology, Video, 1950's
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Category: Boredom