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It takes a huge talent for boredom to make one of the worst disasters of the past decade seem vapid. "The pressure was somewhere between high and low." Duh....
If only this fellow had been in charge of
TIMBER BRIDGE INSPECTION
, life would have been perfect.
Seven minutes of monotone narrator and watching sugar flow through a semi-opaque tube. Have we surpassed
TIMBER BRIDGE INSPECTION yet?
A new height in boredom--until the actual killing begins.
This kid is having too much fun during his nap -- I wish I had thought of that when I was in a crib.
Chances this video follows the kid the rest of his life? High School? Wedding?
If these hams weren't so delicious looking, I'd rank these videos even higher
on the boredom scale
we have explored here before. Philip Jones is the new maestro of the somnolence-inducing monologue.
And I thought the whole point of a spiral-cut ham was, "no carving involved"...?
Please rate this video for its boredom content, always using "Wooden Bridge Inspection" as your gold standard.
Add some extra points for the irritating traffic and nature noises in the background, and the wandering eyes of the narrators.
More boring than "Wooden Bridge Inspection"? You be the judge!
1) Wooden Bridge Inspection
2) Arrow Dipping
3) Cranberry Bog Tour
Have we found a contender to match those in boredom? The speech is out of sync with the lip movements, and there's annoying media broadcast in the background. Plus, the test notes he blows are atrocious!
The, ah..... um... ah...
starts around the 2:20 mark.
Wooden bridge inspection. Arrow dipping. All pinnacles of monotony and boredom. Does the student-led cranberry tour measure up to these high standrards?