Santa Claus finally brings the puppet ultra-violence to Xmas that the holiday has traditionally lacked.
The tables are turned, as carnivorous turkeys get ready to chow down on an Indian child.
Have a swell holiday!
I never realized there were female counterparts
to Waldo, nor that one could purchase Halloween costumes
along those lines. But the disparity between Wenda and Wilma--or is that just two conflicting sides of the same woman?--is very confusing.
The week of April 21-27 has been declared "Go Diaper Free! Week."
Next week will be "Scrub Your Carpet Clean Week."
Personally, I think it's weird that we can peek at our ancestors from nearly 85 years ago. Be sure to catch the sylph-like dancing starting around the four-minute mark.
Bertha Blair (shown) of Salinas, California lived to be 112, dying in 1988. As a centenarian, she somehow became a poster girl for Valentine's Day
. She said that the secret to her longevity was "minding my own business." She didn't offer any tips on how to find true love, but did say that she wished she had been "rich rather than so good-looking."
I venture to suggest that there is no mystery as to what will appeal to the recipient of such gifts. Most men, if presented with an old dishrag by a Christmas "elf" in such attire, would be quite happy.
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