More weirdness from Japan. The Oppai Breast Pillow comes in black or pink. It has a removable cover, and is "Soft... So Soft!" You can buy one for $55 at the
Japan Trend Shop
If you're a band making a new music video, would you want
video artist Pipilotti Rist
to create one for you?
Anyone who feels that today's pop music is inane, what with anatomically related hits like
should journey back to the year 1952.
had a best-seller with "Feet Up (Pat Him on the Po-Po)," about spanking a baby's bum.
Listen to it in the clip below.
magazine for April 24 1964.]
Who ever knew that the female mammary gland was such a writhing, squirming, contorting, Blob-like object? (Page Steve McQueen for help!) There are 1,440 minutes in a day, so the copywriters are claiming that a woman's breasts morph dramatically ten times a minute, or every six seconds. Even while sleeping?
Thank God a Maidenform bra can tame these savage glands!
As far as I can tell, "Milkans" are stuffed toys that are supposed to represent breasts. They live in "Milk Village." The website
Funwari Milk Chan
Two Milkans make a couple. Each family lives in a milk house. There are different professions in the Milkan society. It has TV. Milkans have access to human TV programs.
You can either buy the full-sized toy or a miniature version for your keychain. I'm not sure whether the target market is young kids or old perverts. (Thanks, Stannous!)
Products shaped like boobs