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Nut loss during team building

Richard Langtry became a little over-enthusiastic during a day of team building and decided to give his employee, Michael Peacock, a friendly male-bonding tug. Which is to say he "grabbed [Peacock's] left testicle, squeezed it hard and pulled it down as if to rip it from his groin." Peacock is now one nut short, and is suing just about everyone even remotely associated with the day of team building. [pix11.com]
Posted By: Alex | Date: Wed Jun 17, 2015 | Comments (5)
Category: Business, Genitals

Woman Bites Dog

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Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 27, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Animals, Scary Criminals, Can't Possibly Be True, Genitals, Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise, Teeth, Eating

Unfortunate Allergy

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Some women, aproximately 12%, are allergic to their partner's semen. Even worse, some men are allergic to their own semen. The allergy causes some nasty reactions in both cases unfortunately.

Never Inject Stuff In Your Stuff

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Injecting your penis with vasoline to make it appear larger is a very bad idea. The description of the surgery necessary to effect repairs is cringe-worthy.

Wooden Head

Archeologists on a dig in Gdansk, Poland found something interesting in a 18th century toilet. A 300 year old dildo. It is constructed from leather with a wooden head. At 8 inches it seems to indicate high expectations.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Apr 16, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Bathrooms, Eighteenth Century, Genitals, Sex

Lucky # 13

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Lacey Wildd intends to undergo a 13th cosmetic surgery to increase her breasts to a QQQ cup.
Posted By: patty | Date: Mon Apr 13, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Annoying Things, Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Body Modifications, Genitals

A Sad Life

How sad does one's life have to be for him to follow a woman around Walmart and masterbate? Bonus: it was the Kissamee Walmart but I don' t think he got a kiss.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Apr 02, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Body Fluids, Sex Lives Worse Than Yours, Genitals

Hung Like A Horse

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Of course it was a Floriduh man who got a horse penis transplant. The surgery was last year and was successful with full function. He is now under contract to appear in a number of adult films, anyone surprised?? This kind of upstages those South African docs who just transplanted a human penis.

Do You Measure Up?

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The average size of an erect penis is 5.17 inches. So don't sweat it fellas.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Mar 06, 2015 | Comments (5)
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Genitals, Sex

A Woman Scorned

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Old and busted; cutting off significant other's penis for cheating. New and hot; throwing battery acid in his lap for secretly filming sexual encounter and posting it online. Ah yeah, he won't be using it anymore for either function. He is 25, she's 17 so he deserved something but maybe not that. What acid burn looks like above.
Posted By: patty | Date: Tue Feb 03, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Genitals, Sex
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