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A Woman Scorned

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Old and busted; cutting off significant other's penis for cheating. New and hot; throwing battery acid in his lap for secretly filming sexual encounter and posting it online. Ah yeah, he won't be using it anymore for either function. He is 25, she's 17 so he deserved something but maybe not that. What acid burn looks like above.
Posted By: patty | Date: Tue Feb 03, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Genitals, Sex

Cyberdildonics

Cyberdildonics is the rather interesting name for pleasure devices that are controlled by a lover long distance over the internet. Apparently they are being hacked for control of the device and/or to steal pictures taken during use. When the hackers are doing that at least they are leaving bank accounts and credit cards alone.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Jan 31, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Frauds, Cons and Scams, Genitals, Sex, Love & Romance

Vajankle

The vajankle is a foot fetishist's dream. It is a disembodied foot with a vagina where the ankle would normally be attached to a body. NSFW pictures at the link.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Jan 17, 2015 | Comments (10)
Category: Sex Lives Worse Than Yours, Feet, Genitals, Sex

Bobbitt v2.0h NO!

Taking her lead from the famed Mrs. Bobbit, Mrs. Feng Lung of China not only counted coup once but snuck into the hospital to redo the act a second time.

The UPI has all the details but, alas, has omitted the instruction manual. Maybe Fiskars has something you ladies may find helpful.
Posted By: Expat47 | Date: Thu Jan 15, 2015 | Comments (11)
Category: Husbands, Wives, Genitals

A Whale Of A Beer

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We have all heard of seasonal beers and ales.Many (most) of us have tried a few as well. In Iceland one of their breweries is producing an interesting seasonal brew. Each batch is flavored by one lightly salted, smoked whale testicle. Would anyone here try it if they could?
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Jan 10, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Products, Genitals, Alcohol

Home Grown

Labgrown penises coming soon! Maybe they will get around to less important things like, oh say, kidneys someday.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Nov 22, 2014 | Comments (11)
Category: Genitals

Feeling Nuts

Posted By: Paul | Date: Tue Oct 14, 2014 | Comments (5)
Category: Anthropomorphism, Medicine, PSA's, Genitals

Triple Play


She claims she did this to make herself unattractive to men, not for money and attention. Sure she did, what do you think?
Posted By: patty | Date: Mon Sep 22, 2014 | Comments (18)
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Body Modifications, Genitals

Magic Slacks with Removable Crotch

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[Click to enlarge.]

"For personal daintiness."

Original ad here. (Page 51)
Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Jul 11, 2014 | Comments (10)
Category: Fashion, 1950's, Genitals

VD Is for Everybody

Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun Jul 06, 2014 | Comments (8)
Category: PSA's, 1960's, Diseases, Genitals
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