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More News That Sounds Like A Joke

First came the wedgie. Then there were Indian Burns. Back when I was in middle school, the "funny" thing for kids to do was giving each other purple nurples. But times have changed. Now kids are into 'Sack Tapping'. It's the latest fad in schoolyard violence... a boy will try to slap or flick the groin of another boy to inflict discomfort or pain. Unfortunately, this game can cause serious, permanent injury. Dr. Scott Wheeler, a pediatric urologist in Minnesota, says he is seeing more instances of young boys coming in with major damage to the testicles because of a "tap" that hit too hard. The trauma sustained by sack tapping can be severe enough to rupture a testicle, an injury that can require surgery or even the amputation of the testicle. I don't know about you guys, but this doesn't sound like fun to me.
Posted By: Nethie | Date: Mon Jun 07, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (21)
Category: Fads, Injuries, Stupidity, More Things To Worry About, Pranks, Genitals

Puppetry of the Penis




Second NSFW clip after the jump.


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Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon May 24, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (10)
Category: Performance Art, Genitals

No Underwear Subway Ride

No Underwear Subway Ride - Choicetv.gr from choice tv on Vimeo.



Of course we here at WU know all about the recurring NO PANTS SUBWAY RIDE event. But have you heard about the escalation of the event, into "No Underwear Subway Ride?"

Totally Safe For Work.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Apr 08, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (9)
Category: Mass Transit, Performance Art, Public Indecency, Butt, Genitals

‘’Long Island Lolita’’ Amy Fisher to bare all for Haiti



The ever classy Amy Fisher is apparently returning to her native Long Island to do a strip show, but a portion of the proceeds will benefit relief efforts for Haiti.

Thank you?

The official, terribly written press release reads as follows (direct copy paste):

The Scene which is a adult entertainment lounge in Commack, Long Island is hosting Amy Fisher for a special performance on January 23, 2010. It will feature the return of International porn star Amy Fisher back to the stage of her native home of Long Island. The adult club plans on donating a portion of Amy Fishers show to the Haitian disaster relief effort. The famous woman who is known once was known as the "Long Island Lolita" by the age of 17 became a porn star in 2007. The Scene is located at 70 Vanderbilt Motor Parkway in Commack. Ms. Fishers show will be completely nude.
Posted By: dherlich | Date: Wed Jan 20, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (7)
Category: Celebrities, Pornography, Stupid Criminals, Women, Breasts, Butt, Genitals, Nudism, Sex

Pink Panther Sex Toy



Not Safe For Work.

Follies of the Mad Men #71

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[From The Saturday Evening Post June 6, 1953.]

An ad which inevitably causes the viewer to ask, "Is that a barber pole in your Jockeys, or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Sep 11, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (7)
Category: Business, Advertising, Fashion, 1950's, Genitals

Penis Tie

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So, the office dress-code demands you wear a necktie....

Purchase yours here.




Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Jun 11, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (8)
Category: Fashion, Genitals

World Naked Bike Ride

This year, the World Naked Bike Ride happens on June 13.

Here's what the 2006 version looked like in one city.


World Naked Bike Ride
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Weird Sex

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To kick off, here's the story that inspired the theme of today's post. A Franciscan monk from a monastery near Krakow in Poland has leapt into the bestseller lists with a Catholicism-friendly sex-manual for couples "who love God". Hailed as a Catholic "Kama Sutra", Father Ksawery Knotz's book - demurely titled "Seks" - has been published with the blessing of the Polish Church and goes (apparently) well beyond the "missionary position" of lore, though it keeps with holy tradition by counselling against contraception (The Guardian).

But when it comes to sex education, it is perhaps the Germans rather than the Poles who need to learn the facts of life, or at least, German editors do. In a shock result, a poll by German youth magazine Bravo has revealed that teens have a familiarity with drink and porn that belies their "tender years". The 2009 "Dr. Sommer Study" found that 79% of youths aged 14-17 had seen pornography, and 50% had been drunk at least once, 36% to the point of incapacity. This latter result may also go a way to explaining the 28% of teenagers who admitted to having had unprotected sex (The Local).

Perhaps Germany could take a leaf out of North Carolina's book, where the "Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention Campaign" has started a service where teens can text-in for sex advice from their mobile phones, getting the answer back the same way(Fay Observer). I wonder what answer you get if you text "Hlp my cndms splt! Wht doi do?", "Ur 2 L8, mrri hr!" perhaps?

Of course it's easy to pull off a discrete text message, but there are times when it's necessary to get your sex advice in person, with all the embarrassment that entails. Except that is for patients to the UK's Chalmers Hospital, where as part of a major refurbishment a private corridor is being added to and from the sex-clinic, so that visitors need never have to pass through the public areas (BBC News).

And as if to show that the British medical profession has its finger on the pulse of sexual health, members at a recent conference of the Royal College of Nursing voted 93% to 7% to call for the legalisation of "co-operative" brothels. Their hope is that by encouraging prostitutes to band together in licensed "mini-brothels", they would be safer from violence and exploitation and be more easily screened for STDs (The Scotsman).

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Posted By: Dumbfounded | Date: Fri May 15, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (12)
Category: Babies, Products, Babies and Toddlers, Juvenile Delinquency, Teenagers, Genitals, Sex

Monkey Steals the Peach

"Monkey steals the peach" is apparently what ninjas call this move, but I think Chuck has covered cases in which amateurs have performed similar feats purely by accident.

The illustration is from the book Ninja Mind Control by Ashida Kim. (According to Boing Boing which posted about this a couple of years ago.)

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Posted By: Alex | Date: Mon Apr 27, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (19)
Category: Death, Genitals
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