Weird Universe


Something Smells Fishy

Some things are so perfect you could not make them up. A woman driving a Cooper Mini was so distracted because she was masturbating that she rear ended a seafood truck. TA DA!
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Jul 17, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Accidents, Fish, Sex


Plans are in motion to produce the first.XXX movie filmed in space.
There is a Indiegogo funding campaign for the project, just in case anyone wants to participate (financially only of course) in the effort.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Jun 10, 2015 | Comments (8)
Category: Spaceflight, Astronautics, and Astronomy, Performance Art, Actors, Twenty-first Century, Sex

Air Guitar?  ...  pffffftttt


Bare your instrument and win the championship

Posted By: BrokeDad | Date: Sat May 23, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Awards, Prizes, Competitions and Contests, Sex

Sex Ed.

Teacher arranged for middle school students to use a storage room for sex. At least he bought condoms for them.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 20, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Children, Can't Possibly Be True, Sex

Manatee Orgy

Every year Florida wildlife officials receive multiple reports of manatees, sea cows, in distress from concerned individuals. Little do these good Samaritans know that the groups of animals are not in distress at all. During their mating season manatees have group sex. So, if you are in Florida at the right time an you see these large animals thrashing around in groups remember, its bad form to interrupt an orgy.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu May 14, 2015 | Comments (5)
Category: Animals, Sex

Never Inject Stuff In Your Stuff

Injecting your penis with vasoline to make it appear larger is a very bad idea. The description of the surgery necessary to effect repairs is cringe-worthy.

Wooden Head

Archeologists on a dig in Gdansk, Poland found something interesting in a 18th century toilet. A 300 year old dildo. It is constructed from leather with a wooden head. At 8 inches it seems to indicate high expectations.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Apr 16, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Bathrooms, Eighteenth Century, Genitals, Sex

The More Things Change..

...The more they stay the same. A sinkhole developed on a city street in Dublin. The reason being there was a 19th century tunnel running between what was then the building housing Parliament and a brothel. Politicians and sex scandals are timeless.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Apr 02, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Buildings and Other Structures, Politics, Nineteenth Century, Sex

Hung Like A Horse

Of course it was a Floriduh man who got a horse penis transplant. The surgery was last year and was successful with full function. He is now under contract to appear in a number of adult films, anyone surprised?? This kind of upstages those South African docs who just transplanted a human penis.

Do You Measure Up?

The average size of an erect penis is 5.17 inches. So don't sweat it fellas.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Mar 06, 2015 | Comments (5)
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Genitals, Sex
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