Weird Universe


A Woman Scorned

Old and busted; cutting off significant other's penis for cheating. New and hot; throwing battery acid in his lap for secretly filming sexual encounter and posting it online. Ah yeah, he won't be using it anymore for either function. He is 25, she's 17 so he deserved something but maybe not that. What acid burn looks like above.
Posted By: patty | Date: Tue Feb 03, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Genitals, Sex


Cyberdildonics is the rather interesting name for pleasure devices that are controlled by a lover long distance over the internet. Apparently they are being hacked for control of the device and/or to steal pictures taken during use. When the hackers are doing that at least they are leaving bank accounts and credit cards alone.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Jan 31, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Frauds, Cons and Scams, Genitals, Sex, Love & Romance

Pizza Prophylactic

Pizza condoms, they are not flavored or scented but they do come in a tiny pizza box.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Jan 30, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Food, Sex


The vajankle is a foot fetishist's dream. It is a disembodied foot with a vagina where the ankle would normally be attached to a body. NSFW pictures at the link.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Jan 17, 2015 | Comments (10)
Category: Sex Lives Worse Than Yours, Feet, Genitals, Sex

Clitoris Awareness Week

May 5th through the 11th is Clitoris Awareness Week.
Posted By: patty | Date: Mon May 05, 2014 | Comments (6)
Category: Sex

Hook Up Truck

Bringing safe sex to the Bay area, its the Hook Up Truck!
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun May 04, 2014 | Comments (8)
Category: Sex

If You Grow It They Will Come

Three words: lab grown vaginas.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Apr 11, 2014 | Comments (6)
Category: Sex

Kama Sutra Cookies

How about some Kama sutra cookies for the holidays? Then you'll need some Kama sutra cookie cutters!
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Dec 11, 2013 | Comments (8)
Category: Sex


MRKH is a medical condition in which a girl is born with no uterus, cervix or vagina. It is not obvious due to a dimple where the opening should be so most of these girls do not find out about the condition till they fail to have periods or try to have sex. The young lady at the link did not find out she had it till she was 17. She was embarrassed at first but later decided to share with others on Facebook. MRKH has a one in 5000 occurrence in Great Britain.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Nov 16, 2013 | Comments (9)
Category: Sex

If You Like Pina Coladas…

...And getting caught by your son! A woman decided to meet her online lover for their first face to face tryst. Unfortunately she and her cyber date were in for a couple of very big surprises. The two, who had both been using pseudonyms online, where shocked to find out they were father-in-law and daughter-in-law. Oh and the second surprise, her husband found the email about the meeting and followed her there. The family reunion that ensued was not pretty.
Posted By: patty | Date: Mon Oct 28, 2013 | Comments (4)
Category: Sex
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