Nick Hawk from the reality series Gigolos
has insured his penis for $1 million dollars. I have heard of dancers insuring their legs and even sports professionals insuring various parts depending on what game and position they play. But usually those people are famous and talented. To be fair this show has been on for 6 years so Nick must be some what famous in certain circles. Hope the guy never has to collect though.
Some things are so perfect you could not make them up. A woman driving a Cooper Mini was so distracted because she was masturbating that she rear ended a seafood truck. TA DA!
Plans are in motion to produce the first.XXX
movie filmed in space.
There is a Indiegogo funding campaign for the project, just in case anyone wants to participate (financially only of course) in the effort.
Teacher arranged for middle school students to use a storage
room for sex. At least he bought condoms for them.
Every year Florida wildlife officials receive multiple reports of manatees
, sea cows, in distress from concerned individuals. Little do these good Samaritans know that the groups of animals are not in distress at all. During their mating season manatees have group sex. So, if you are in Florida at the right time an you see these large animals thrashing around in groups remember, its bad form to interrupt an orgy.
Injecting your penis
with vasoline to make it appear larger is a very bad idea. The description of the surgery necessary to effect repairs is cringe-worthy.
Archeologists on a dig in Gdansk, Poland found something interesting in a 18th century toilet. A 300 year old dildo
. It is constructed from leather with a wooden head. At 8 inches it seems to indicate high expectations.
...The more they stay the same. A sinkhole developed on a city street in Dublin. The reason being there was a 19th
century tunnel running between what was then the building housing Parliament and a brothel. Politicians and sex scandals are timeless.
Of course it was a Floriduh man who got a horse
penis transplant. The surgery was last year and was successful with full function. He is now under contract to appear in a number of adult films, anyone surprised?? This kind of upstages those South African docs who just transplanted a human