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Hung Like A Horse

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Of course it was a Floriduh man who got a horse penis transplant. The surgery was last year and was successful with full function. He is now under contract to appear in a number of adult films, anyone surprised?? This kind of upstages those South African docs who just transplanted a human penis.

Do You Measure Up?

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The average size of an erect penis is 5.17 inches. So don't sweat it fellas.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Mar 06, 2015 | Comments (5)
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Genitals, Sex

A Woman Scorned

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Old and busted; cutting off significant other's penis for cheating. New and hot; throwing battery acid in his lap for secretly filming sexual encounter and posting it online. Ah yeah, he won't be using it anymore for either function. He is 25, she's 17 so he deserved something but maybe not that. What acid burn looks like above.
Posted By: patty | Date: Tue Feb 03, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Genitals, Sex

Cyberdildonics

Cyberdildonics is the rather interesting name for pleasure devices that are controlled by a lover long distance over the internet. Apparently they are being hacked for control of the device and/or to steal pictures taken during use. When the hackers are doing that at least they are leaving bank accounts and credit cards alone.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Jan 31, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Frauds, Cons and Scams, Genitals, Sex, Love & Romance

Pizza Prophylactic

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Pizza condoms, they are not flavored or scented but they do come in a tiny pizza box.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Jan 30, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Food, Sex

Vajankle

The vajankle is a foot fetishist's dream. It is a disembodied foot with a vagina where the ankle would normally be attached to a body. NSFW pictures at the link.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Jan 17, 2015 | Comments (10)
Category: Sex Lives Worse Than Yours, Feet, Genitals, Sex

Clitoris Awareness Week

May 5th through the 11th is Clitoris Awareness Week.
Posted By: patty | Date: Mon May 05, 2014 | Comments (6)
Category: Sex

Hook Up Truck

Bringing safe sex to the Bay area, its the Hook Up Truck!
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun May 04, 2014 | Comments (8)
Category: Sex

If You Grow It They Will Come

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Three words: lab grown vaginas.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Apr 11, 2014 | Comments (6)
Category: Sex

Kama Sutra Cookies

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How about some Kama sutra cookies for the holidays? Then you'll need some Kama sutra cookie cutters!
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Dec 11, 2013 | Comments (8)
Category: Sex
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