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Stop And Think

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In the movie Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum's character says, in conversation about the Park, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they never stopped to think if they should." I think that quote is very apropos to a recent Japanese culinary accomplishment. Cheesecake made using bacteria found in gorilla feces.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Aug 06, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Excrement, Can't Possibly Be True, Eating

Bearly Conscious


Must not have been able to find any pic-a-nic baskets.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Jul 22, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Animals, Sleep and Dreams, Eating

Woman Bites Dog

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Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 27, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Animals, Scary Criminals, Can't Possibly Be True, Genitals, Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise, Teeth, Eating

Hamster Tartare

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Teacher, a different one, in South Korea became upset with the kids mistreating hamsters in the classroom. He decided to teach them a lesson about the sanctity of life. So he ate a live hamster in front of them. To think some people are horrified by stories of how kids used to swallow goldfish.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 20, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Animals, Can't Possibly Be True, Not Clear On The Concept, Eating

ABOUT D@%N TIME

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France has enacted a law limiting excessively thin models from working until their BMI reaches a minimum level set forth in the law. Fines and even jail time can be leveled against fashion houses and modeling agents trying to use models that are thinner than the law allows. Its about time we quit letting vanity destroy our little girls.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun Apr 05, 2015 | Comments (13)
Category: Addictions, Eating, Design and Designers, Fashion, Food, Nutrition, Health, Disease, Mental Health and Insanity

Look- A Squirrel!

A drunken squirrel that is. Either that or he's half bunny.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Mar 05, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Animals, Alcohol, Eating

Stop Eating Chocolate

According to some vicious propaganda, being spread by evil scientists, chocolate is no longer a health food and should be avoided, at all cost. (especially if you're a dog)

CBC News

This should be viewed as a wake-up call! Stock-up now!
Posted By: Expat47 | Date: Thu Jan 08, 2015 | Comments (8)
Category: Propaganda, Thought Control and Brainwashing, Eating

Sock It To Me

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The owners of a 3 year old Great Dane took him to the vet because he was groaning and trying to throw up. After x-rays showed a mass of something in his stomach, the vet decided to operate. The surgery progressed something like a magician pulling hankies out of his pocket as the vet pulled sock after sock out of the dog's stomach. It was 43 in all pictured above. Fortunately the doggie came through just fine. Man, I'd hate to have to foot the bill for that though!
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Sep 04, 2014 | Comments (7)
Category: Animals, Dogs, Stomach, Eating

Beautiful Existence At Starbucks

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Beautiful Existence, her legal name, ate only at Starbucks for all of 2013. It cost her $500 to $600 a month to complete the 'challenge'. Between $6000 and $7200 for the year. I have one question; why??
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Jan 02, 2014 | Comments (6)
Category: Eating

Borden Ice Cream Ads













I watch only one half-hour of TV per week--THE SIMPSONS--so I am not really qualified to assert this. Maybe a reader can clarify. Are there such things nowadays as TV ads for ice cream? I think not. In the 1950s, Americans had to be trained to consume luxuries like ice cream. Now we eat it automatically, three times a day! So why waste money on ads?

Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Feb 06, 2013 | Comments (6)
Category: Addictions, Eating, Business, Advertising, Television, Junk Food, 1950's
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