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Impolite Pastries

If you visit Hong Kong you can try one of these lovely pastries that poop and puke when squeezed. Can't believe it wasn't from Japan!
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Oct 21, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Body Fluids, Can't Possibly Be True, Eating, Nausea, Revulsion and Disgust


It seems that BK's Halloween Whopper has an interesting side effect. It goes in with a black bun but it comes out green. Not just green, but GREEN!! If you are interested in how green there is a picture at the link if you scroll down and click on it.
Posted By: patty | Date: Tue Oct 06, 2015 | Comments (10)
Category: Food, Excrement, Eating

He’ll Just Be Hungry Again In An Hour

An unfortunate Chinese woman who failed to answer her estranged husband's 2am phone call got a surprise visit at work the next day. The husband showed up and in a fit of temper bit her nose off and swallowed it. Due to the tissue being unrecoverable it will be at least 3 months before any reconstructive surgery can be done for her.

Reverse Fishing

Watch the Killer Whale lure a bird in with a well placed fish and score a non fish dinner for himself.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun Aug 30, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Intelligence, Fish, Eating

Stop And Think

In the movie Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum's character says, in conversation about the Park, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they never stopped to think if they should." I think that quote is very apropos to a recent Japanese culinary accomplishment. Cheesecake made using bacteria found in gorilla feces.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Aug 06, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Excrement, Can't Possibly Be True, Eating

Bearly Conscious

Must not have been able to find any pic-a-nic baskets.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Jul 22, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Animals, Sleep and Dreams, Eating

Woman Bites Dog

Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 27, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Animals, Scary Criminals, Can't Possibly Be True, Genitals, Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise, Teeth, Eating

Hamster Tartare

Teacher, a different one, in South Korea became upset with the kids mistreating hamsters in the classroom. He decided to teach them a lesson about the sanctity of life. So he ate a live hamster in front of them. To think some people are horrified by stories of how kids used to swallow goldfish.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed May 20, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Animals, Can't Possibly Be True, Not Clear On The Concept, Eating


France has enacted a law limiting excessively thin models from working until their BMI reaches a minimum level set forth in the law. Fines and even jail time can be leveled against fashion houses and modeling agents trying to use models that are thinner than the law allows. Its about time we quit letting vanity destroy our little girls.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun Apr 05, 2015 | Comments (13)
Category: Addictions, Eating, Design and Designers, Fashion, Food, Nutrition, Health, Disease, Mental Health and Insanity

Look- A Squirrel!

A drunken squirrel that is. Either that or he's half bunny.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Mar 05, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Animals, Alcohol, Eating
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