Caution: surreal cartoon genitals.
Once in the fabled past, mighty action jeans stalked the planet's butts.
Before January Jones, there was JANUARY JONES!
But Mom inexplicably doesn't want the superior booty! See how she solves her "problem" here.
This is not an artifact of me fooling around with Photoshop. Nor can I imagine some Google drone did this during the newspaper-scanning process. You're welcome to look at the original here.
My guess is some bored artist or letterer in 1947 seeing what he could sneak past the editor.
Just as Vaughan Meader had to find a new gig when JFK got shot, so too did this performer have to change her schtick when another famous person died.
Clip mildly NSFW, mostly due to performer's energetic gyrations, rather than amount of skin displayed.
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But do not go to this link
, unless you want your image of the beautiful Dixie Evans smashed by the ravages of time.
Did I once say I hated all sports? I misspoke!
Mildly NSFW, depending on your workplace policy on nearly naked butts.