If these hams weren't so delicious looking, I'd rank these videos even higher on the boredom scale
we have explored here before. Philip Jones is the new maestro of the somnolence-inducing monologue.
And I thought the whole point of a spiral-cut ham was, "no carving involved"...?
It's that time of the year again!
Imagine an idyllic era when the major problem cities faced was too much signage! And there are no foreclosure signs, even in the slums!
Yesterday's hell is today's paradise.
This will be winning MTV Awards and Grammys, I'm sure.
More boring than "Wooden Bridge Inspection"? You be the judge!
Personally, I'd rather listen to Jiminy Cricket as my conscience, instead of "Good Judgment."
By the way: do kids nowadays ever tell someone, "Aw, go play in traffic!"
Wouldn't it be swell if things actually still worked this way?