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This Is Your Dog On Meth!

Little Guy, a mixed breed terrier, found his owner, Marty Rogers', meth stash and ate some. When Little Guy got sick Marty took him to the vet where he tested positive for meth(of course). The vet turned him, Marty not Little Guy, in to police who then searched their home. They found that Little Guy was polite and left some of the meth for the nice policemen to find, as well as a stolen motorcycle. Both Marty and Little Guy are going to get new homes. One is going to the county pound and the other to the county jail.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Aug 29, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Animals, Drugs

Mystery Illustration 8

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Why is this woman placing her bare foot atop a crocodile's head?

The answer is here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Aug 26, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Animals, 1940's, Women

Siwash, the Duck Who Fought with the Marines in WWII

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Original article here.

Did Siwash actually have a little tailored uniform? Because that would be the greatest thing ever.


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Original article here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Aug 05, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Animals, War, 1940's

Kissing Chickens





"They ain't got no lips!"



Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Jul 29, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Agriculture, Animals, PSA's, Diseases

Cattle Delivery Via Motorcycle

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I really wish this practice had caught on, for I would be delighted to be driving down a highway and see such a sight.

Original article here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Tue Jul 28, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Animals, Farming, Inventions, 1920's, Motorcycles

Bearly Conscious


Must not have been able to find any pic-a-nic baskets.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Jul 22, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Animals, Sleep and Dreams, Eating

A Whole Sheep in a Can


In 1948, the Continental Can Company ran a series of magazine ads presenting "uncanny" facts about the history of canning. One of these facts was the great technological achievement from 1852 of packing an entire sheep into a huge can.

The ad didn't bother to say who exactly did this, but after a bit of googling I figured out that it was the French inventor Raymond Chevallier-Appert (1801-1892). Before Chevallier-Appert, canned food kept spoiling. He figured out that it needed to be cooked at higher temperatures. Here's the rest of the story from the Stravaganza blog:

Studying the problem, [Chevallier-Appert] decided that higher degrees of heat were needed in cooking. The apparatus called the autoclave, a closed vessel in which steam under pressure gave heat much greater than boiling water, had never been used for cooking food, however, and there was danger of over-cooking, because it lacked apparatus to measure and regulate the heat. Chevallier-Appert equipped the crude autoclave with another crude device, a manometer, which had been used for measuring heat in boilers. It would measure differences of only twenty degrees. He made it an instrument of precision, capable of measuring half a degree, and patented the invention in 1852. With greater heat, and an instrument to measure and control it, the difficulties of canning were overcome to such a degree that in June, 1852, Chevallier-Appert exhibited to scientists a whole sheep that had been cooked and sealed in a huge can in his autoclave four months before.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Fri Jul 17, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Animals, Food, Technology, Nineteenth Century

Pistol-Packin’ Mouse Trap

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I am just going to go out on a limb and say that this is the best goddamn mousetrap ever invented!

Original article here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Jul 16, 2015 | Comments (7)
Category: Animals, Death, Hygiene, Appliances, 1930's

Vegans Have The Right To Contract SalmonellaToo!

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People are getting salmonella from cuddling chickens because apparently that's a thing now. Just another Darwinesque way to thin the herd.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun Jul 12, 2015 | Comments (8)
Category: Animals, Disease
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