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Flatulence

November 27, 2014

Chocolate Gas

Happy Thanksgiving!

If you're not eating your Thanksgiving meal alone today, it might be a courtesy to others to take one of Mr. Poincheval's gas-altering pills. They'll give your postprandial flatulence the delightful smell of chocolate. Available at pilulepet.com. And they also have gas-altering pills for dogs! [via upi.com]

Posted By: Alex - Thu Nov 27, 2014 - Comments (7)
Category: Holidays, Flatulence,

November 12, 2014

Cropdusting

Now that I know about this, I'll never view airplane travel in the same way again.

Posted By: Alex - Wed Nov 12, 2014 - Comments (1)
Category: Flatulence, Air Travel and Airlines,

November 20, 2013

The Adventures of Cabbage Boy

A new offering by author Steven London in the genre of children's flatulence literature. Here's an excerpt:

The smell under the flannel sheets was awful. It was either an old egg salad sandwich (doubtful) or one of Ralph's little brother's poopie diapers had been misplaced on the way to the trash.

I bet you can't wait to read more!

Amazon Link: The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy -- Author's Website.

Posted By: Alex - Wed Nov 20, 2013 - Comments (5)
Category: Books, Flatulence,

November 29, 2012

Kong Suni, the Korean Farting Doll

Rub her belly and hear her fart!

Posted By: Alex - Thu Nov 29, 2012 - Comments (6)
Category: Toys, Flatulence,

July 11, 2012

Anti-fart Underwear



From what I can determine, these appear to be a real product. The ass-essments of WU readers are welcome.

The company's homepage.

Posted By: Paul - Wed Jul 11, 2012 - Comments (16)
Category: Flatulence, Underwear, Diseases,

October 28, 2011

Johnson Smith Catalog Item #12

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The choices are:

I'M READIN'
DOIN' MY CHORES
WASHIN' MY FEET
TRIMMIN' MY TOENAILS
TAKIN' A NAP
JIST RESTIN'
NONE OF YER BIZNESS

From the 1950 catalogue.

Posted By: Paul - Fri Oct 28, 2011 - Comments (3)
Category: Humor, Hygiene, Body Fluids, Excrement, Flatulence, Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Johnson Smith Catalog, 1950's,

October 13, 2011

Numi Toilet



Longtime WU-vies know all about the Japanese fascination with complex automated toilets. Now there's one for the USA market.

And for only $6400.00!

Read a review here.

Posted By: Paul - Thu Oct 13, 2011 - Comments (5)
Category: Domestic, Appliances, Hygiene, Baths, Showers and Other Cleansing Methods, Body Fluids, Excrement, Flatulence, Money, Outrageous Excess,

January 29, 2010

A Little Light Weirdness - 6

When the O'Gorman family encountered still opposition to their proposal to demolish the Edwardian house they owned and use the land for six modern properties they were probably a little miffed, or more than a little, if the name they chose to give the development is anything to go by. Having been given a green light by the local council, the O'Gormans announced that the new cul-de-sac was to be called "Pogue Muhone Court". Pogue Muhone is a phonetic English equivalent to the Gaelic "pog mo thoin", which means "kiss my ass" (Telegraph).

And if kissing ass isn’t your thing, perhaps you’d like to crawl through one instead? You can at a new exhibit called Grossology, which opens at the Museum of Discovery and Science in Fort Lauderdale on Saturday. Subtitled “The (Impolite) Science of the Human Body” the exhibits also include a tour of the nose, a giant replica of human skin and an interactive experiment in flatulence called “Burp Man” (Miami Herald).

Not kissing but kicking ass are the pensioners of Bavaria in Germany, who decided not to take the credit crunch lying down. After their financial adviser, James Amburn, handed them losses in excess of 2.3 million euros, five OAPs tracked him to his home in Speyer, kidnapped him, and tortured him into faxing a Swiss bank for the money to pay them back. Instead he managed to alert the police. Mr. Amburn later confided that his four day ordeal was perhaps extended by his kidnappers having to stop a while when they ran out of breath (Mirror).

Also taking a little longer than usual were the German actors appearing in Erofeev’s satirical play “Moscow to the End of the Line”, alternatively billed as a “crazy depiction of one of the most famous alcoholic benders in world literature”. In an ill-considered attempt at method acting four of the performers decided to swap the water in the props for real vodka “as an experiment", only to fall off their chairs, and the stage, before inviting audience members to take a swig. They were later taken to hospital under a police escort to have their stomachs pumped (Guardian).

More outrage now, this time from Great Britain, where in a clear breach of their normal high standards of decorum, British mums have been seen shopping in the Tesco supermarket chain in pyjamas and slippers. In fact more outrage seems to have been directed at Tescos, who have implemented a dress code and now escort anyone so attired from their premises, than at the mums, They should all just be thankful they don’t have Walmarts, that’s all I’m saying (Mirror).

Posted By: Dumbfounded - Fri Jan 29, 2010 - Comments (3)
Category: Body, Buildings and Other Structures, Fashion, Inebriation and Intoxicants, Shopping, Body Fluids, Excrement, Flatulence, Alcohol, Goofs and Screw-ups,

February 25, 2009

Farting Evangelical

As we learn in the Wikipedia article on Robert Tilton, this satirical fake video of "Pastor Gas" dates back to at least 1985. Yet it's still getting many views on YouTube and other sites, nearly twenty-five years later.

Now, it seems to me that the very longevity of a simple fart joke makes it weird!


Fart!!! -

Posted By: Paul - Wed Feb 25, 2009 - Comments (3)
Category: Humor, Religion, Flatulence, 1980's,

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