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Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art

Shoplifting 101 - When NOT To Shoplift

In a move that would have fit right into the movie Dumb and Dumber, two young men were caught shoplifting... from a store full of more than sixty uniformed police officers. The annual 'Shop With A Cop' event in Portland marks the beginning of the school year as the officers take dozens of needy children to a local store to purchase school supplies. Store security notified the police that the two men were stuffing their backpacks with items. The men stated "we thought the police would be distracted." You can read more about it here.

Dillo Holder

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Yes, I know, you were all saddened recently when you couldn't afford that expensive beer that came in taxidermied animal bottles. Well, we here at WU never like to see our readers sad, so we offer you this charming item. Beer not included.

Order yours here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Aug 26, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (11)
Category: Animals, Domestic, Appliances, Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Alcohol

Worst. Sinatra Song. Ever.



I never knew of this song, deemed to be the worst thing Sinatra ever recorded, until I read about it today in Mitch Miller's obituary.

Enjoy!
Posted By: Paul | Date: Tue Aug 03, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (10)
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Music, 1950's

Ugly Dresses

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You will spend endless hours in horrified gawping at the Ugly Dress website.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Jul 17, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (6)
Category: Fashion, Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art

Worst Jam Session Ever

Posted By: Paul | Date: Tue Jun 15, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (12)
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Music

Czech Hip-hop



Have you ever wondered what Czech rappers sound like? Me neither. But just in case....
Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Mar 26, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (11)
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Music, Europe

Lurid Tales

Trailer till Lurid Tales: The Castle Queen från rstvideos trailerarkiv.



Pay attention to the critic below, and save yourself a rental.

NOTE: TRAILER SLIGHTLY NSFW.

1.0 out of 5 stars
Cromwellian Trollops On Parade, July 16, 2004
By Robert I. Hedges

I have one word to describe this movie. That word is "awful."

This is an almost unbearable drama about a college student transported via a time travel headband in an arcade to the days of Oliver Cromwell's England. I watched it because it sounded amusing, but the reality is that it smells like a wet dog. The three main plot points are essentially time travel, Cromwell's England, and animal husbandry (of sorts.) The student is played by the fetid Shannon Dow Smith (yes, he's the hero) who teaches the ladies of Dorset to run a castle full of illicit trade amongst the Puritans. Needless to say there are bad costumes, really bad English accents (The movie was filmed in Romania, and most of the smaller parts were played by Romanians who learned their lines phonetically!), and incredibly moronic plot twists.

Technically the movie is quite poor. Lots of camera jitter can be seen on occasion. At least once the sound and film were not in sync, resulting in people speaking with no words being heard. My biggest overall complaints, though, were the music and the editing. The editing was so choppy, that it was actually offensive to watch; frequently scenes were stuck in where they made absolutely no sense, and only serve to confuse the already muddled plot. The music is "smooth jazz" type piano music that is about 100 decibels louder than the rest of the soundtrack, so have your thumb on the volume control on the remote. As a final affront to the audience, the cast is listed in the credits, but the character names are not, meaning you have no clue who was who, except in the extremely unlikely event that you had heard of any of these actors before.

There are very few highlights to discuss. They are Betsy Lynn George and the girl who played the waitress near the college in the frame shots. Betsy Lynn George is beautiful, and is probably the only actress in the film with actual thespian talent. She is better known for her superior starring role in "Petticoat Planet" which I recommend only in preference to this film (marginally). I am unsure who the waitress is (thanks to the credits) but believe it is Christi Harris, although I am not positive of that. Whoever she is, she is also decent in her role and is very attractive. Beyond this minor praise, the rest of the film is a mess.

I can't imagine any reason I would ever watch this again unless threatened with grievous bodily harm. Shame on you David LeCoteau for directing this piece of drek (under pseudonym "Ellen Cabot"), and shame on you Vlad and Oana Paunescu for producing something so artistically and morally bankrupt.

Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun Feb 28, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (5)
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Movies, Fantasy, 1990's, Time-travel

Bad Music

Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown from alex Bondonno on Vimeo.



Maybe this book can explain this video.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Jan 27, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (4)
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Music, Books

Pink Panther Sex Toy



Not Safe For Work.

Discovery Channel and Weird Universe Mashup

What happens when you are cruising the internet and find an invitation to put together your own video to some music?

Just a few of the WU images with the "boom da yada" music shows we live in a world full of variety!!



Here's the Discovery commercial.



Click on it to see other versions!!

Posted By: gdanea | Date: Tue Dec 08, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (5)
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art
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