"The story is about a husband and father and his battle with pornography. Actual home movies and interviews tell the story of the terror the family faces when a box of pornography is opened and something is unleashed."
Backed by a religious group. Surprised?
And if you haven't guessed, despite the subject matter, it's Safe For Virginal Eyes.
Somehow these filmmakers appear to have managed to take my two favorite things--sex and science fiction--and combine them into ultimate stupid dullness.
The trailer is pretty safe for work, given that no naughty bits of flesh are actually displayed, although there are some silly orgasm-faces and a be-thonged bum.
As if "Volare" were not enough of an irritating chestnut, here's the disco version. Inexplicably, the video is set not in sunny Italy, birthplace of the song, but in the frigid north.
Category: Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Music, Cacophony, Dissonance, White Noise and Other Sonic Assaults