An American exchange student wedged himself into a sculpture of a giant stone vagina located at the German University of Turbingen. Of course he became stuck and required emergency services assistance. Fortunately there were plenty of passers-by to document the experience for him, ah memories!
No one said he was white trash, but the decision to sleep off a bender in a recycling dumpster resulted in the same verdict. After being collected, he was compacted twice but survived with minor injuries. Here's the link to the story: