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Follies of the Madmen #223

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Those crossbars replicate the excruciating pain of the infamous parental sofabed from Seinfeld.

Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Jul 09, 2014 | Comments (9)
Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Appliances, 1960's

Follies of the Madmen #221

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Family lives in eerie black hole environment, stores floating possessions at many levels but without formal order.

Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun Jun 15, 2014 | Comments (5)
Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Domestic, Appliances, Family, 1950's

Goodbye to Garbage



The ominous opening music implies a problem at least equivalent to a serial killer loose in the neighborhood. But it's only some spilled coffee grounds.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Jun 05, 2014 | Comments (4)
Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Garbage, Trash, Waste and Other Detritus, Appliances, 1950's, 1960's

Forest Fire Lamp

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Favorite illumination of arsonists everywhere!

Original ad here. (Page 25.)
Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Mar 21, 2014 | Comments (10)
Category: Destruction, Appliances, 1940's

Happy Hotpoint



Even eventual superstars had to start somewhere.

At the age of 17, Mary Tyler Moore aspired to be a dancer. She started her career as "Happy Hotpoint", a tiny elf dancing on Hotpoint appliances in TV commercials during the 1950s series Ozzie and Harriet.[9] She appeared in 39 TV commercials in five days, ultimately earning about $6,000 from her first job.[10] Her time as "Happy Hotpoint" ended when it became difficult to conceal her pregnancy in the dancing elf costume.[9]
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun Dec 22, 2013 | Comments (5)
Category: Celebrities, Advertising, Appliances, 1950's, Dance

Young Man’s Fancy



Electricity: too cheap to meter!

Personalized Alarm Clock

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Upon a moment's reflection, the creepiness of this product becomes apparent, explaining why it never caught on. The notion of one's own voice pleasantly or angrily cajoling the sleeper to awake is straight out of some Philip K. Dick dystopia, in which the hero's brain has been split into two separate personalities. "Wake up, Paul, wake up! Today is the day you must assassinate the ambassador from Rigel Nine!"

Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon Aug 20, 2012 | Comments (3)
Category: Domestic, Appliances, Psychology, 1970's

Dumbest Breakfast Device Ever.

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Original story here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Dec 03, 2011 | Comments (5)
Category: Chindogu, Appliances, 1920's

Toilet Gun

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The ad copy advises me to "Think of it!" and to contemplate the "powerful chain reaction." I sure am, buster! I'm thinking of what happens when you apply an explosive force to a ceramic bowl filled with excrement and wet paper that won't flush. And why aren't these devices common nowadays, if they were so great?

I think I'll stick with the old plumber's helper, thank you!

Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon Nov 07, 2011 | Comments (2)
Category: Domestic, Appliances, Hygiene, Excrement, Technology, 1960's

Brown Bobby

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Get rich quick with triangular donuts!

Explanation here.

Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Nov 03, 2011 | Comments (5)
Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Technology, Junk Food, Appliances, 1930's
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