Tempest Storm

Speaking of elderly performers, what of Miss Tempest Storm, apparently still stripping into her eighties?

The first video represents the present, the second the past. State your preference.

Woman in an Ape Suit

It takes a lot of confidence in your sexy image to start your number in an ape suit.

Four Jills in a Jeep

The embedded video at the bottom of this post consists of an entire feature-length film titled Four Jills in A Jeep. It recounts the based-on-truth activities of four female stars on the USO circuit during WWII. You are kindly invited to watch the whole thing if you wish: there's some good singing, and a few laughs amidst the corn. But if you only have three minutes to spare, please do this:

1) Allow the whole video to load, with the sound off if you wish. It'll take a little bit, depending on your connection, natch.

2) Push the slider to the one-hour-and-nine-minutes mark. That's when our gals arrive at a North African village.

3) Wait patiently until, at the mark of 1:11:27, Kay Francis says "They brought us in on a camel caravan."



There's only one problem. Francis had a famous lisp, so the line becomes: "They brought us in on a camoo cawavan."

Watching this at home, we almost fell out of our seats, and had to replay the line several times to make sure we had heard right, laughing harder each time. I can guarantee you will not witness a funnier line-reading for a long time.

What makes it better is knowing something about Kay Francis's offscreen life. As we learn from this site:

A combination clotheshorse/workhorse, Kay Francis made 67 films from 1929 to 1946. Her life and career are a splurging record of indulgent consumption and extravagant dissipation....She usually drank a tumbler of gin for breakfast, got bored very easily, and slept around indiscriminately [with both men and women], racking up a high number of abortions... Kear and Rossman's book quotes liberally from Francis' diary, even using pull quotes from it on many of the pages, so that you feel their subject is talking directly to you. Kay repeatedly calls herself a bitch and a slut, proclaims her pooped-out boredom, and runs down her list of conquests. "Had merciless afternoon with Maurice (Chevalier)," she reports. "Four times in two hours." Her taste ran to talented directors too, like Goulding, Mamoulian, Lang, and Preminger. She could be generous: "Had to sleep with her because she wanted me," says one entry.

Four Jills in a Jeep

Alisa Chan

This young woman named Alisa Chan exhibits superior design and sewing skills. She should be applauded for her manual dexterity alone.

Float On

Barry White, they ain't!

First Ever WU-vention!

Okay, it's not yet as big and popular as Burning Man, but the first gathering of WU-vies has occured. KW, Jules and Madd Maxx chose to meet recently. And here's photographic proof.

Syrup shortages were reported in the region throughout the following week.


Madd Maxx and object of desire.


Left to right: Jules, KW.


The IHOP Corporation takes no responsibility for illegal and immoral acts committed upon its premises.

Yelena Berkova for Mayor!

You know, this is why newspapers are dying. THE NEW YORK TIMES informs us that Russian porn star Yelena Berkova is running for mayor of her city, but then neglects to provide any pictures of the candidate, leaving that task to intrepid citizen-journalists such as the WU team.

You'll see her topless after the jump, and if you go searching, there are X-rated scenes with her all over the web.

Talk about "full disclosure!"


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Fuko in the Mirror

Are extremely large breasts "Officially Not Weird" yet?

1) What if said breasts belong to a Japanese woman named Fuko, whose native land is less-famous for large bosoms than other climes?

2) And what if said breasts are magically duplicated on-camera by being pressed against a mirror for a long, possibly painful interval?

Needless to say, do not watch this video while your employer is surfing your shoulder--unless perhaps you work at a mammogram-interpretation clinic.

Hedy Lamarr

I suppose this datum is so famous that it's almost "Not Weird" anymore. But just in case you hadn't heard:

Famed movie beauty Hedy Lamarr was also a brainiac who invented a brilliant bit of communications technology. You can read the details in her Wikipedia entry.

You'll see her in the clip below in her famous nude scene from ECSTASY. I suppose it's NSFW, if you work in church basement or someplace similar.

If only all scientists looked like this!

This clip has an interesting lesson to teach us: if you're going to go skinny-dipping, do not entrust your clothes to a horny horse.

Diana Dors

Here's one of the weirdest things about life. There's this thing called "time" that can turn beautiful young creatures into bloated parodies of themselves.

Take the case of Diana Dors....

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