Who would ever have figured that this practical joke would come back into fashion after 80 years? Be a big hit in your rich Manhattan co-op, as you sprinkle these liberally around!
From the 1930s catalog.
I knew there was another reason to lament the passing of the custom of men wearing formal hats everywhere!
From the 1930s catalog.
"Why, could that be Officer Clancy approaching me down this poorly lit sidewalk? Let me just whip out my pistol flashlight and-- Argh, I'm shot!"
From the 1950 catalog.
I would think that a call to drive squirrels away from your bird feeder would sell a lot better today, now that squirrel meat is not on the dinner menu for most people.
From the 1950 catalog.
"Junior, why is the cat glowing?"
From the 1950 catalog.

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What a shame bow ties are not much in style these days. Imagine how popular you would be, when flashing the "Drop Dead!" message!
"Is that a giant drycell battery in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
From the 1950 catalog.
I want to see some joker wearing all of these at once!
From the 1930s catalog.

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What's good for pigs is good for people!
From the 1950 catalog.
In the days before pocket-sized electronic devices, one had to rely on hand-cranked mechanisms such as this. I'd love to hear one!
From the 1930s catalog.
Category: Hygiene, Insects, Johnson Smith Catalog, 1930's, Pranks