Yes, aliens probably have never had a cup of cocoa until they visit Earth; and if individuals of their kind live for hundreds of years, that would indeed be a very long time to go without cocoa.
But you know what? Aliens, cocoa...? Forget it! I still don't get the connection, no matter how hard I try.
Original ad here.
If only the psychedlic-era King Ding Dong had been allowed to rule the Hostess company, they might still be with us today.
Mmmmmmmmmm chocolate! Happy Valentines Day! Remember your special someone and make him or her smile.
This chocolate toilet was created by artist Art Domantay and displayed at
(Fall 2002 - Winter 2003). He titled it, "Sweet Ass."
But his toilet appears to be missing a toilet seat cover. Never fear.
Creative Chocolates of Vermont
offers a white-chocolate toilet seat cover for $15.
Note that the chocolate toilet is considered art, whereas the white-chocolate toilet seat cover is just a novelty item.
Now every man or woman can be Karen Finley, chocolate-smearing performance artist, in the privacy of their own home, without all the fuss and muss of melting several Hershey's bars in a pan on the stovetop.
The body butter looks more like coffee with lots of cream. But the exfoliant is choco-nasty.
Buy yours here.