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Bathroom Sweet

This idea started with a common search engine misspelling, chocolate suite verses chocolate sweet. Now you can actually buy the whole sweet suite for just $133,000. The calorie count is available at the link, but who wants to know that?
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Aug 16, 2014 | Comments (5)
Category: Chocolate

Building Dessert

Chocolate Legos, yum! The heck with gingerbread houses, build me a chocolate skyscraper.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Aug 14, 2014 | Comments (10)
Category: Chocolate

Chocolate Coffins

"This miniature chocolate coffin has a removable lid. Open it up and there is a skeleton inside. This chocolate treat is sure to please." Available from

Instead of bringing flowers to a funeral, give some of these!

Posted By: Alex | Date: Mon Dec 23, 2013 | Comments (5)
Category: Death, Chocolate

Follies of the Madmen #211


Yes, aliens probably have never had a cup of cocoa until they visit Earth; and if individuals of their kind live for hundreds of years, that would indeed be a very long time to go without cocoa.

But you know what? Aliens, cocoa...? Forget it! I still don't get the connection, no matter how hard I try.

Original ad here. (Scroll down.)
Posted By: Paul | Date: Wed Sep 25, 2013 | Comments (15)
Category: Aliens, Business, Advertising, Products, Chocolate, 1960's

King Ding Dong

If only the psychedlic-era King Ding Dong had been allowed to rule the Hostess company, they might still be with us today.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Apr 11, 2013 | Comments (6)
Category: Anthropomorphism, Royalty, Advertising, Chocolate, Junk Food, 1970's

Chocolate Shoes

Mmmmmmmmmm chocolate! Happy Valentines Day! Remember your special someone and make him or her smile.
Posted By: patty | Date: Wed Feb 13, 2013 | Comments (4)
Category: Chocolate

Nutritional Advice from BOYS’ LIFE



Posted By: Paul | Date: Sun Sep 09, 2012 | Comments (17)
Category: Magazines, Candy, Chocolate, Junk Food, Nutrition, 1930's, 1940's

Chocolate Toilet

This chocolate toilet was created by artist Art Domantay and displayed at The Project (Fall 2002 - Winter 2003). He titled it, "Sweet Ass."

But his toilet appears to be missing a toilet seat cover. Never fear. Creative Chocolates of Vermont offers a white-chocolate toilet seat cover for $15.

Note that the chocolate toilet is considered art, whereas the white-chocolate toilet seat cover is just a novelty item.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Sun Jun 03, 2012 | Comments (7)
Category: Bathrooms, Food, Chocolate

Chocomania Toiletries

Now every man or woman can be Karen Finley, chocolate-smearing performance artist, in the privacy of their own home, without all the fuss and muss of melting several Hershey's bars in a pan on the stovetop.

The body butter looks more like coffee with lots of cream. But the exfoliant is choco-nasty.

Buy yours here.


Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Apr 27, 2012 | Comments (6)
Category: Chocolate
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