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Caffeinated Peanut Butter

And now, yet another caffeine delivery system. Because what our over-caffeinated world clearly needs is more caffeine. So you can get your caffeine fix via an inhaler, a body spray, as you lather up in the shower, and now in your peanut butter.

I think I'll stick with my morning cup of coffee.

Posted By: Alex | Date: Mon Oct 12, 2015 | Comments (5)
Category: Drugs, Food, Coffee and other Legal Stimulants

Flowers of Darkness

This scare-documentary certainly starts out by making a good case for drugs as an antidote to the horrors of life, even showing an image of Buddha as celebrity endorsement.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Oct 09, 2015 | Comments (3)
Category: Drugs, PSA's, 1970's

Party Favors

Delightful mother of the year planning her daughter's 18th birthday party didn't think a limo ride to London for an evening of partying was enough. To make sure they had a good time she got 12 baggies of cocaine for the trip. The party was to be in February but unfortunately for mom police stopped by on the 31 of January to talk to her and caught her with the drugs. Having had 6 previous convictions tends to get you extra police attention.
Posted By: patty | Date: Thu Sep 10, 2015 | Comments (2)
Category: Drugs, Parents

This Is Your Dog On Meth!

Little Guy, a mixed breed terrier, found his owner, Marty Rogers', meth stash and ate some. When Little Guy got sick Marty took him to the vet where he tested positive for meth(of course). The vet turned him, Marty not Little Guy, in to police who then searched their home. They found that Little Guy was polite and left some of the meth for the nice policemen to find, as well as a stolen motorcycle. Both Marty and Little Guy are going to get new homes. One is going to the county pound and the other to the county jail.
Posted By: patty | Date: Sat Aug 29, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Animals, Drugs

The Apple

Explanation here--insofar as is possible.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Fri Jul 31, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Drugs, Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Music, Science Fiction, 1980's

I’m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas

Gangsta rap!

Well a pretty little mom tried to put me on the run

But I had to burn her down with a Thompson Gun

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas babe

You oughta see me do my stuff

I'm a ding dong daddy baby

And liquor is my racket

Lots of times when things are dull

I deal in other traffic

I can sell you morphine coke or snow

Take a little shot and you're raring to go
Posted By: Paul | Date: Thu Jun 11, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Drugs, Music, 1930's

Schizophrenic Model Psychosis Induced By LSD 25

Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat May 02, 2015 | Comments (15)
Category: Drugs, Psychedelic, Science, 1950's

The Living Theatre, Deceased

With the death this month of Judith Malina, the world will be forever deprived of "happenings" like the one in the first clip, where, I regret, Ms. Malina does not appear until the final few seconds.

Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Apr 18, 2015 | Comments (1)
Category: Drugs, Avant Garde, Outsider Art, Performance Art, Pop Art, Obituaries, 1970's

Yet Another Reason To Legalize

Marijuana has long been known to be an effective glaucoma treatment. It also helps cancer and AIDS patients by increasing appetite and decreasing nausea. Now a recent study indicates pot may be useful in treating some brain tumors. Unfortunately, some people wouldn't be in favor of legalization even if it cured cancer, and now it just might.
Posted By: patty | Date: Fri Apr 10, 2015 | Comments (6)
Category: Drugs, Brain, Diseases

Bile Beans



One of the less-alluringly named nostrums. Full story here.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Sat Feb 28, 2015 | Comments (4)
Category: Drugs, Scams, Cons, Rip-offs, and General Larceny, Advertising, Excrement, Nineteenth Century, Diseases
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