If only Hollywood had made John Carter of Mars
in 1979, with Cher as Dejah Thoris, they would have had a surefire hit!
I regret that I cannot find English-language versions for you. But the visuals are everything.
Complete film below. Wikipedia page for Santo.
This is an exceedingly weird and wonderful novel, sure to be enjoyed by any card-carrying WU-vie who is a fan of odd fiction.
Read my full review here.
This cover could hardly be improved upon for macabre glee and impartial offensiveness.
Read the story here.
My new story
, for free, at TERRAFORM.
Did you know that when you die, your soul goes to a new life on Mars?
You can read all about it right here.
Here's what happens when the new soul first arrives.
Here's a little scholarly perspective.
"A new form of life--and DEATH!"
Of course, it was all a hook to sell toys, as the promo above might hint at.
But if you still doubt, check out a larger segment below.