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My Pee Pee Bottle

There are a number of reasons why "My Pee Pee Bottle" is a disturbing product. Reason #1: It looks WAY too much like a sippy cup. (Though there are some who say that urine drinking is healthy.)

Reason #2: The instructions (and accompanying picture) are too explicit for my sensibilities. Isn't it obvious how a Pee Pee Bottle works?

Whatever happened to finding a bush to go behind?
(via 20 Strange and Funny Baby Products)
Posted By: Alex | Date: Wed Oct 08, 2008 | Permalink | Number of Comments: 11
Category: Babies, Products
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Ref #2: If a parent hasn't figured out yet where the pee-pee comes out then these bottles aren't going to help much UNLESS they have explicit instructions on their use.

Going behind friendly bushes and/or trees can get you on a/the perverts' list for life. Do you really think parents want to subject their offspring to that kind of danger at so early an age?

BTW gang, if you didn't follow the link to 20 Strange then you should really avail yourself of the fine choice of goodies available for today's babies.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/08 at 08:57 PM
But then again, from the pictures, using this could get _you_ on the pervert's list for life.
Posted by Wow on 10/08 at 11:32 PM
That poor little girl with the helmet...

The shampoo hat is brilliant if it works.

The womb noise thing is probably common, just not coming from mickey mouse.

Umm the baby bottom fan looks like it doubles for curing mom boredom.

The toddler urinal is also brilliant.
Posted by Wayne in Kenosha on 10/09 at 03:18 AM
As a dad of two, a boy and a girl, my experiance with all this gimmick stuff is that it is usually just that...a gimmick...unnecessary and hardly ever works the way it is intended. I think alot of this stuff is intended to scam money out of new parents.

The poop scoop bag is gross. Put a freaking diaper on your kid. If you want to be green about, get washable diapers. I assure you before long you will say 'f#@$ this' and get some disposable diapers.

Baby knee pads, Thudguard Helmet, pee-pee teepee, baby legs (BTW-why are the babies naked in that pic?), Peter Potty Toddler Urinal? To all of this stuff - WTF?

Living in New Orleans, I see more of a need for this for outside activities (French Quarter, Mardi Gras). And guess what, they have them for adults complete with a funnel for women.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/09 at 04:45 AM
I wonder if the charm schools are aware that you can now teach a girl to pee standing up?
Posted by KTJayne on 10/09 at 05:24 AM
Wow, uhmmm... uhhh... :(
Posted by Heidi on 10/09 at 08:16 AM
Wayne, I'd guess that "The toddler urinal is also brilliant." would pale about the time you had to clean it! Doesn't quite look too cleaner friendly to me.

No kids, just guessing.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/09 at 08:53 AM
Pfft, kids have it too easy these days. When I was young, we peed in a beer bottle, and we didn't complain about it!
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/09 at 09:26 AM
When I was in the Army, we would do convoys from time to time on the highway. The convoy didn't stop for one person so we always brought empty plastic bottles with us. You just had to have someone hold the wheel for you if you were driving. And so help you if you hit a bump. Yuck!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/09 at 09:36 AM
No, I have one... Didnt think about the cleaning.

I was thinking how eliminating the step stool and aiming aspect would make potty training easier.

My son had a music player that played all types of white noise and womb noise was one of them. It sounded a little creepy, but it works.
Posted by Wayne in Kenosha on 10/10 at 12:57 AM
Wayne, I found a couple of cheerios or fruit loops in the toilet helped with my son's aim. Turned the whole thing into a game.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/10 at 04:40 AM
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