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[Photographed in Providence, Rhode Island, October 2008, corner of North Main and Branch.]

If anyone can possibly explain the meaning of this poster, please do so.
Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon Oct 20, 2008 | Permalink | Number of Comments: 36
Category: Aliens, Art, Sexuality, Signage, Posters, Gender-bending
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Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
Isn't it obvious? It's saying we need to repeal capital gains tax.
Posted by Mark in Cincinnati on 10/20 at 08:37 AM
Mark--this protracted election is getting to you!
Posted by Paul on 10/20 at 08:40 AM
That beast has the largest *ahem* member I've ever seen. The dude on the receiving end, not so much.
Posted by Caffeinated Katie in Atlanta, GA on 10/20 at 08:50 AM
CK--please do not indulge in human chauvinism on this site!
Posted by Paul on 10/20 at 09:02 AM
I think it means everything will soon be behind us.
Posted by Kenneth in Wisconsin on 10/20 at 09:26 AM
The red alien represents Socialism while the blue man represents the american citizen. Socialism is being forced upon us with the bailout of the biggest/worst banks of America. If this was posted in Chicago, then its a bomb.
Posted by Kelby in Austin on 10/20 at 09:30 AM
I think it means:

"CAUTION - don't crawl around here naked because there's this red beast with a really big d@$k that's gonna f#$k you in the ass".


BTW - You'd think he could at least give a reach-around. Selfish red beast!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20 at 09:42 AM
Red dude's got tiny little T-Rex arms, he can't even reach his own ass let alone blue guy's dingle
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20 at 09:52 AM
and BTW if the dotted lines are meant to imply that's how far in It's going blue guy is going to be shitting out his own lungs later
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20 at 09:53 AM
Jules - He's got something on his head that could reach with maybe a hole in it. Besides it's the thought that counts.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20 at 09:54 AM
"blue guy is going to be shitting out his own lungs later"

He'll probably slip through his own asshole and hang himself.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20 at 09:55 AM
we are disgusting and I love every second of it
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20 at 09:58 AM
Who? Us? Just having fun at work.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20 at 10:01 AM
On that note, I have to be in meetings the rest of the day - farewell friends!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20 at 10:02 AM
I might need to...Uh, umm, print this.
OH come on people cut me some slack it's been awhile!
Posted by avmayes614 in the F-state on 10/20 at 10:20 AM
I think it means that there are some damn good drugs in Providence.
Posted by YoMommaWeen on 10/20 at 11:25 AM
These posters are put up by the advance troops of the alien overlords who plan to conquer (and thus "unite") the whole Earth. "826" is how they identify our planet on their star charts. However, most of their knowledge of Earth comes from watching gay pornography on Pay-Per-View, so their propaganda is probably less appealing to the majority of Earthlings than the space invaders intended it to be. Since some actors in the aforementioned videos say things like, "Oh, you beast!" in moments of passion, the aliens got the idea that "beast" means a very sexy, powerful person. They are also comparing themselves to George W. Bush, who likes to say, "I'm a unifier, not a divider." Being new to this planet, their knowledge of human anatomy is pretty sketchy, which accounts for the way the blue figure is drawn. It's also obvious that on their home planet there are no straight lines or right angles, as we can see from the shape of the poster itself.
Posted by Big Gary in Marfa, Texas on 10/20 at 11:27 AM
Right now, the theories advanced by Big Gary and YoMommaWeen are leading the pack!
Posted by Paul on 10/20 at 11:46 AM
One should note that Providence, Rhode Island is home to the Rhode Island School of Design, or RISD. In addition to a good interior design school, RISD is also home to a large number of Undergraduate Fine Arts majors. Having siblings who attended SAIC (an arts institute in Chicago), it is not uncommon to see students post their musings, drawings, and doodles as they please. Dicks and buttsex are often well-documented among such groups. As for the text, I'd surmise it was an attempt at a vague social commentary on U.S. capitalist & cultural hegemony--America, the true monster or 'beast,' rapes the simple human form (representing the real world) into submission.
Posted by a Harlem Crackspot in New York City on 10/20 at 12:36 PM
**also notice the Red, White and Blue colorscheme.
Posted by a Harlem Crackspot in New York City on 10/20 at 12:38 PM
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