Advanced Mission Extender Device

For those times when you're flying a jet fighter and you just gotta go. Instructions:

Insert the male member through the white foam ring. Make sure the cup hose is facing front and to the right. When correctly worn, the foam ring will be snug against the pelvis and the bottom of the cup should not be folded or pinched.

Attach the Cup/Pad hose velcro end to the velcro patch on the front of the undergarment or keep the hose external to each suit except just under the first layer. Dispose of the male cup after your mission.




Related, possibly apocryphal fact: At least three F-16s have been lost due to pilots losing control of their planes while attempting to attach "piddle packs" in mid flight. Source: F-16.net
Posted By: Alex - Sat Nov 08, 2008
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What a pisser!! I don't know how much an F-16 cost but I am sure it's worth more than a piss.

I guess once the plane starts to go down it doesn't matter if your wearing on of these or not...you're gonna be pissing all over yourself.

What about astronaut diapers? Seems like that would be a safer alternative.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/08/08 at 08:02 AM
Situation: "At least three F-16s have been lost due to pilots losing control of their planes while attempting to attach 'piddle packs' in mid flight."

Moral: Don't pilot an F-16 unless you're in the bag.
Posted by Kenneth on 11/08/08 at 09:18 AM
What do they have for female pilots?
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 11/08/08 at 10:43 AM
jswolf19, corks.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/09/08 at 12:11 AM
Expat- A cork might be dangerous with a sudden change in pressure, from either side... ^_^
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 11/09/08 at 03:31 AM
A pickle then? I seem to remember a story about a pickle that held things back rather well.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/09/08 at 05:54 AM
Expat - Your pickle suggestion is vlassic! Plus the vinegar will have the added benefit of helping to clean that certain area of the female anatomy.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/09/08 at 08:12 AM
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