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Hey, it's nobody's business to be looking up my sk- uh, kilt, so what I wear or wearn't is up to me.

Did'ya no see them a'louken a second time?

Anyhow I've got photos of "the real thing" and they do no go a bearrrin' all anymore.

Can you purchase insurance on the kilt rental? You know, just in case...

If you wanna go commando, don't rent, buy.

expat- lok twice measure once... wait that's not it...oh it's measure twice cut once, darn it not quite right after all.

Why in the world would you WANT to go commando in another man's fatigues anyway?

But alas, a man in a kilt with his boxers on is just a boy in a skirt. It takes a real man to wear a kilt and nothin' else.

Lady - "What's worn under a kilt?"
Scotsman - "Nothing, it's as good as the day I got it!"

Lady - "What's worn under a kilt?"
Scotsman - "Why don't you reach under and find out."
Lady (after reaching under) - "God! It's gruesome"
Scotsman (smiling) - "Reach under again, it gruesome more"

"A Scotsman may not always know where the wind is coming from, but he sure knows where it's going"

Sing it if you know it
<u>Under The Scotsman's Kilt</u>
"Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

"About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

"They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

"They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

"Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize"

I love that song DownCrisis!!!

Kay - A present from me to you this morning....the song is (of course) on You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65hOhj94ZGE

Thank you for the save there Jules! I didn't want to use the video I found. It was done ala World of Warcraft. Though it may not be to geeky for me, it may be for some of our other members.

thanks jules.
downcrisis you are really on your game today sweetheart! hillarious on every thread!

big gary that's from 'robin williams live on broadway' i have the dvd and it is the funniest thing ever! the whole thing is great, but he does a bit on the catholic church that's hillarious. maxx you would love it!