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Penis Power

Posted By: Paul | Date: Mon Apr 13, 2009 | Number of Comments: 16
Category: Body, Genitals, Sexuality, Television, Men, Women
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My bullshitomoter went into overload at the 30sec. mark!

I've got to go do my penis exercises now and haven't got time to be dickin' around with video clips.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/13 at 08:36 AM
Don't be so quick to judge, Expat. No sense in going off half-cocked.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 04/13 at 08:54 AM
okay then. rolleyes she's just a little intense. and the other lady, i think she might be safe from the players. i like to feel the power regularly myself. fortunately my provider provides in more than one catagory! smile
Posted by patty on 04/13 at 08:59 AM
half-cocked LOL
Posted by patty on 04/13 at 09:01 AM
But which half? Left? Right? Front? Back? Ah... there's the rub!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/13 at 09:34 AM
um, I couldn't understand half of what she was saying with her that accent...
Posted by vegas_girl in Vegas Baby!! on 04/13 at 09:52 AM
i understood every word and it still made no sense.
Posted by patty on 04/13 at 12:13 PM
my sweet hubby dispelled that myth for me mohawkwarrior. smile
Posted by patty on 04/13 at 04:48 PM
Oh man, I just got tot watch that now. Holy crap that was funny! I love it.

Penis Power, Activate! I radiate my heat at you now-- AND I'll buy you shrimp at Long John Silver's. $2.99 is the least I can do for the woman I love.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 04/13 at 05:07 PM
LOL !
Posted by patty on 04/13 at 05:21 PM
Patty, you've made some very graphic statements lately.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/13 at 09:09 PM
sorry i meant no offence i was just kidding around. i'll try not to be so graphic in the future.
Posted by patty on 04/13 at 09:53 PM
Ok wait, the Jack rabbit is jump, jump, jump, jump, jumping on the clitoris?

I'm so confused. Where I am from, you know, in the country, the jack rabbit jumps from here to there. But, he does not jump on the clitoris.

Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the interweb.

"Don't let him hit the bottom"

Please by all means try and avoid my penis power woman. See if that scores you any shrimp at Long John Silvers. Oh yeah, you deny me the bottom I'm sure as hell gonna work the middle. I got my masters in hitting the middle and a minor in hitting the bottom so good luck.

And the guest speaker. LOL. Talk about awkward confusion. I would love to hear her prayers to thwart away that penis power she just learned is lurking in the shadows to penetrate her into submission.

Ok, I'm done. That was seriously better than most orgasms.

Well done W.U. Power.

I need a smoke.
Posted by Pablo on 04/13 at 10:53 PM
I think I noticed some short pauses while the woman was talking, where she seemed far away and focused on something else. I wonder what kind of toy she was using... ^_^
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 04/14 at 03:40 AM
js wolf i think the pauses were when 'the voices' were telling her what to say next.
Posted by patty on 04/14 at 04:37 AM
no, that was penis power mind tricks. no way can we let this woman speak so eloquently of what has been kept secret since the dawn of penis.

Lol, at one point when she is talking about sex toys she makes a size gesture of what appears to be in the 3 feet range.

I have only watched this video once. It's so good I have to save if for a viewing when some of the details aren't as fresh.
Posted by Pablo on 04/14 at 02:09 PM
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