Mystery Object #5
Answer after the jump!
"Ox penises help manliness. They're cut along the side and shaped into little stars."
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Comments
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
No thanks!
I am comfortable with my manliness - thanks!
I am comfortable with my manliness - thanks!
Posted by Wayne in Wildwood on 06/30 at 07:58 AM
Huh. And here I thought they looked like star anise. Looks tasty, though.
Posted by John Armstrong in http://unapologetic.wordpress.com/ on 06/30 at 08:19 AM
And here I thought whatever was in the bowl was chocolate milk... I said to myself, "It must be something that goes with chocolate milk, so it can't be THAT bad!"
Sigh!
Sigh!
Posted by Heidi on 06/30 at 08:19 AM
WHAT DID THE OX EVER DO TO U? NO MALE ANIMAL DESERVES THIS EVER. I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED
Posted by DAC BLACK ZEUS on 06/30 at 08:24 AM
Cutting penises help manliness? I'm not sure I understand those words.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 06/30 at 11:29 AM
Waiter! There's a pubic hair in my Ox Penis!
Posted by MohawkWarrior on 06/30 at 01:09 PM
Because nothing is more manly than putting a penis in your mouth. *cringes*
Posted by Nim on 06/30 at 01:13 PM
Generally putting a penis in your mouth is thought of as not manly. I'm just glad that I live in a time when if the day comes that I don't feel that I am performing as I should there are is an array of drugs that are guaranteed to work.
Posted by bblhed in Earth on 06/30 at 02:16 PM
did everyone hit the link?! 
they offer all kinds of animal penises. they say it's like 'bitter calamari'. i won't even eat calamari! oh and they offer animal fetuses at this (and i use the term lightly) resturant. i do not put ANIMAL penises in my mouth. gross out of the week goes to... paul!
they offer all kinds of animal penises. they say it's like 'bitter calamari'. i won't even eat calamari! oh and they offer animal fetuses at this (and i use the term lightly) resturant. i do not put ANIMAL penises in my mouth. gross out of the week goes to... paul!
Posted by patty on 06/30 at 02:36 PM
All righty then...I thought it was some kind of pasta...I'll pass, but I'd be interested in just what kind of sauce goes on penises...
That's only academic interest, of course.
That's only academic interest, of course.
Posted by EddieBear on 06/30 at 04:11 PM
cream sauce of course. 
Posted by patty on 06/30 at 05:56 PM
no no patty, if it's ON the penis, it's got to be some kind of fish paste.
ok, I'm going to hell for that. sorry guys.
ok, I'm going to hell for that. sorry guys.
Posted by Nethie on 06/30 at 08:05 PM
Ewwww...
I distinctly remember learning about Plains Native American culture in 1st grade. One of the things we were taught was the much-publicized bit about using every part of the bison; for this our teacher pointed out different parts of the animal on a poster and told us what was made from them. When she pointed to the loin area (jerky of sorts, taken with on long trips, apparently) one of my classmates immediately shouted out: "BUT THAT'S THE BUFFALO'S PRIVATE PARTS!!!"
Why do mature adults have no such qualms?
And especially considering what I did today, I am perfectly comfortable with my own manliness
I distinctly remember learning about Plains Native American culture in 1st grade. One of the things we were taught was the much-publicized bit about using every part of the bison; for this our teacher pointed out different parts of the animal on a poster and told us what was made from them. When she pointed to the loin area (jerky of sorts, taken with on long trips, apparently) one of my classmates immediately shouted out: "BUT THAT'S THE BUFFALO'S PRIVATE PARTS!!!"
Why do mature adults have no such qualms?
And especially considering what I did today, I am perfectly comfortable with my own manliness
Posted by venomlash on 06/30 at 09:29 PM
venomlash, as long as you left her smiling dude! 
nethie just go to confession, that'd give the priest something to ponder.
nethie just go to confession, that'd give the priest something to ponder.
Posted by patty on 07/01 at 04:35 AM
At first I thought it was the noses of the star-nosed mole - which I thought was more gross than than this. Yuckie-poo to both!
Posted by stan on 07/01 at 04:44 AM
Is this the appetizer you eat before rocky mountain oysters? And the sauce appears is probably peanut based.
Nethie - very funny joke, sinful or not.
Nethie - very funny joke, sinful or not.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 07/01 at 06:43 AM
Ok... this one's been up for a couple of days now so can we stop dickin' around with it?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/01 at 07:19 AM
Patty, I just love how you had to accent that you don't put "ANIMAL" penises in your mouth.
Posted by MohawkWarrior on 07/01 at 12:50 PM
Expat - why do you have to be so stiff? We are just all trying to bone up on our pun skills! If you are just going to be a prick and complain - stop reading the comments!
Posted by Wayne in Wildwood on 07/01 at 01:04 PM
well... 
Posted by patty on 07/01 at 01:33 PM
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