Live Like a Tsar
The same armored car company that built cars for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky are now offering the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armored car with whale penis leather seats. This SUV also comes with gold plated bulletproof windows, a tungsten exhaust, diamond and ruby encrusted gauges, a external Kevlar coating and three bottles of the most expensive vodka made (RussoBaltique). The asking price for this dorky SUV comes in at a whopping 1.6 million dollars. It's set to be showcased at next years Top Marques show in Monaco.
Sydney Morning Herald/
Dartz
Comments
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whale penis leather?! really? why? oh and a gold plated ruby and diamond encrusted turd, at the end of the day, is still a turd. even with penis skin on it. they must be having a collective stroke at both peta and greenpeace- whale penis leather- geesh.
Posted by patty on 10/24 at 09:12 PM
How to
dick up a car in one easy lesson.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/24 at 11:33 PM
hey! southpark- do you like fishdicks?
your comment reminded me of the episode expat.
Posted by patty on 10/25 at 12:38 AM
that's cool mw! you are techno-sexy sweetie!
Posted by patty on 10/25 at 11:23 AM
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