New Breast Implants Are The Bomb
Some British trained Muslim doctors are going back to their countries of origin to perform al-Qaida approved breast enhancements. Approved because the implants have explosives instead of silicone in them. Glad to see they are finally starting to give women's rights a chance by allowing women to be suicide bombers too. I wonder if the ladies get 72 virgin fellas in heaven.http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=123758
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OUCH!!! and these people say we're evil. i'd call exploding boobies heinously evil. 
Posted by patty on 02/03 at 05:32 PM
In happier times, this was the subject of a Weekly World News article, "C4 for a C-cup."
WWN is gone but the article is still available in Bat Boy Lives
WWN is gone but the article is still available in Bat Boy Lives
Posted by Mark in Cincinnati on 02/03 at 05:34 PM
In Chechnya the local fundamentalist muslims have at least retained that from Soviet times. Women were always equal, and as such, happily detonated themselves years ago in the holy cause.
Posted by master baiter on 02/03 at 11:44 PM
This sounds like the killer robots from "Casino Royale" (the Peter Sellers / David Niven version) come to life.
Posted by KDP in Madill, OK on 02/04 at 07:37 AM
I dunno... I'd personally rather have 72 very-experienced fellas myself! 
Posted by Becky on 02/04 at 10:09 AM
Personally i think it's brilliant that someone is spreading this information. i mean, hopefully no breasts are harmed in this plot, but it's about time that someone tried smuggling bombs in women's underwear.
Airport security lines will be much more pleasant when all passengers must remove their shoes and bare their breasts.
Now all we need is panty bomber and we will be set.
Airport security lines will be much more pleasant when all passengers must remove their shoes and bare their breasts.
Now all we need is panty bomber and we will be set.
Posted by Broooks on 02/04 at 10:18 AM
becky stole the general theme of my comment :(
But the story did also remind me of the robots in Austin Powers...
But the story did also remind me of the robots in Austin Powers...
Posted by Wayne in Wildwood on 02/04 at 10:32 AM
The 52-virgins is a mistranslation -- it's actually 52 dates (i.e., figs -- kind of like the term 'extra-virgin olive oil'), not sexually-inexperienced humans !
Posted by H-Bob in Denver on 02/04 at 11:23 AM
it's actually 52 dates (i.e., figs -- kind of like the term 'extra-virgin olive oil'), not sexually-inexperienced humans !
I guess I can mark off Islam from my salvation options. I mean who promises 52 dried fruits for a life of servitude? I imagine some Muslims in paradise are asking for a refund.
Posted by Pablo on 02/04 at 11:55 AM
Bull! How do you mistranslate Arabic into Arabic? 
Posted by Dumbfounded on 02/04 at 12:05 PM
wayne, you want 72 experienced fellas? nothing wrong with it, i just didn't know that's how you roll baby! 
Posted by patty on 02/04 at 01:54 PM
You know how guys cringe and cover their, well ... whenever another guy gets beaned in the nuts? I'm having the same kind of feeling here thinking about breasts exploding.
Posted by Nethie on 02/04 at 04:09 PM
there is a show on spike tv called '1000 ways to die' all strange but truew ways people have died. in one episode a woman gets a cut rate breast augmentation then gets on a plane. whatever was in the implants expanded at high altitude and her chest exploded killing her. that was cringe-worthy. 
Posted by patty on 02/04 at 04:24 PM
Patty, That is awesome. I wonder if her chest sort of bulged first like in Aliens when the baby alien was born and popped out of the persons chest!
In all seriousness though, this is pretty cool. Very interesting how extremists seem to consider airliners to be the best method of killing a large amount of people when there are hundreds of better, easier and less guarded ways.
In all seriousness though, this is pretty cool. Very interesting how extremists seem to consider airliners to be the best method of killing a large amount of people when there are hundreds of better, easier and less guarded ways.
Posted by ex0 on 02/05 at 03:51 AM
in the reinactment her dd's started expanding, she started screaming and everyone was staring then they popped and blood splattered everywhere.
as far as targets, they also want to cause as much fear and disruption as possible. so much business depends on travel by air and we've become accustomed to traveling that way for so many other reasons as well. just look at how much more difficult it is to fly now than on 9/10/01 and still we aren't completely safe. the war is psychological as well.
as far as targets, they also want to cause as much fear and disruption as possible. so much business depends on travel by air and we've become accustomed to traveling that way for so many other reasons as well. just look at how much more difficult it is to fly now than on 9/10/01 and still we aren't completely safe. the war is psychological as well.
Posted by patty on 02/05 at 05:09 AM
"who promises 52 dried fruits for a life of servitude?"
Wait, now you're telling me that successful suicide bombers get 52 mummified homosexuals in the afterlife? This just keeps getting wierder and wierder.
Wait, now you're telling me that successful suicide bombers get 52 mummified homosexuals in the afterlife? This just keeps getting wierder and wierder.
Posted by martel on 02/05 at 09:17 AM
My Jewish mother says that, in the afterlife, female suicide bombers get 72 loyal sons, and each one writes or calls her every day.
Posted by Josh Levin in Marlton, NJ on 02/05 at 02:02 PM
martel, funny dude! 
Posted by patty on 02/05 at 07:29 PM
If you Google "72 virgins mistranslation" you'll find some scholar's surmise that it's really 72 white raisins. In other words, Sun-Maid, not some maidens.
Posted by ges on 02/07 at 05:43 PM
No, no, they're dates! You get to have nice dinners with them.
Posted by venomlash on 02/07 at 10:32 PM
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