New Breast Implants Are The Bomb
Some British trained Muslim doctors are going back to their countries of origin to perform al-Qaida approved breast enhancements. Approved because the implants have explosives instead of silicone in them. Glad to see they are finally starting to give women's rights a chance by allowing women to be suicide bombers too. I wonder if the ladies get 72 virgin fellas in heaven.
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OUCH!!! and these people say we're evil. i'd call exploding boobies heinously evil.
Posted by patty on 02/03 at 05:32 PM
I dunno... I'd personally rather have 72 very-experienced fellas myself!
Posted by Becky on 02/04 at 10:09 AM
it's actually 52 dates (i.e., figs -- kind of like the term 'extra-virgin olive oil'), not sexually-inexperienced humans !
I guess I can mark off Islam from my salvation options. I mean who promises 52 dried fruits for a life of servitude? I imagine some Muslims in paradise are asking for a refund.
Posted by Pablo on 02/04 at 11:55 AM
wayne, you want 72 experienced fellas? nothing wrong with it, i just didn't know that's how you roll baby!
Posted by patty on 02/04 at 01:54 PM
You know how guys cringe and cover their, well ... whenever another guy gets beaned in the nuts? I'm having the same kind of feeling here thinking about breasts exploding.
Posted by Nethie on 02/04 at 04:09 PM
there is a show on spike tv called '1000 ways to die' all strange but truew ways people have died. in one episode a woman gets a cut rate breast augmentation then gets on a plane. whatever was in the implants expanded at high altitude and her chest exploded killing her. that was cringe-worthy.
Posted by patty on 02/04 at 04:24 PM
in the reinactment her dd's started expanding, she started screaming and everyone was staring then they popped and blood splattered everywhere.
as far as targets, they also want to cause as much fear and disruption as possible. so much business depends on travel by air and we've become accustomed to traveling that way for so many other reasons as well. just look at how much more difficult it is to fly now than on 9/10/01 and still we aren't completely safe. the war is psychological as well.
Posted by patty on 02/05 at 05:09 AM
martel, funny dude!
Posted by patty on 02/05 at 07:29 PM
No, no, they're dates! You get to have nice dinners with them.
Posted by venomlash on 02/07 at 10:32 PM
72 first dates?
Posted by patty on 02/08 at 02:00 AM
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