Reinventing The Wheel

Ever have trouble tearing open a ketchup packet? Then there's the fact that you have to open about 30 of them to get enough ketchup to dip even a small order of french fries. Well, Heinz has finally listened to the voices of the people and redesigned the ketchup packet. Power to the people!
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=9743988
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Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
"Dip & Squeeze"
Is that some kind of new hip-hop move?
I remember causing all kinds of trouble by stomping on the little packets in a parking lot. Lots of ketchup splatter on car doors. Now there's three times the capacity to do trouble.
Is that some kind of new hip-hop move?
I remember causing all kinds of trouble by stomping on the little packets in a parking lot. Lots of ketchup splatter on car doors. Now there's three times the capacity to do trouble.
Posted by KDP in Madill, OK on 02/04 at 03:47 PM
easier to open and holds 3 times more ketchup!
Posted by patty on 02/04 at 03:49 PM
I think I'll just keep stealing the free packets from work and McDonalds ... pffffft
Anyway, if I get to dip with the mrs. I don't have to squeeze it myself
Anyway, if I get to dip with the mrs. I don't have to squeeze it myself
Posted by BD on 02/04 at 04:00 PM
If I had a dollar for the number of times I've squeezed a packet of ketchup and it squirted in any direction other than where I wanted it to go... I'd be rich.
Posted by Nethie on 02/04 at 04:06 PM
I do get a dollar from the Association of Professional Dry-Cleaners everytime that happens, in appreciation of my invention of the randomly squirting ketchup packet.
Posted by Anonymosity on 02/04 at 04:29 PM
evil evil anonymosity!
Posted by patty on 02/04 at 04:31 PM
But complaining about the problem was fun... Oh, what will I complain about now?
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Everything else still sucks and still needs to be fixed.
That works I suppose.
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That works I suppose.
Posted by Virgil on 02/04 at 07:20 PM
how about those damn mustard packets virgil?
Posted by patty on 02/04 at 07:43 PM
That is true, until they get replaced.
Posted by Virgil on 02/05 at 10:55 AM
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