In some oriental countries squid is served par-boiled. In other words it is still alive when you begin to eat it. No doubt unhappy about being dipped in boiling water and
chewed it sometimes responds violently by injecting its sperm bag
into the dinner's mouth. This insemination requires medical intervention to remove the wiggly sqiud sperm from the mouth. It is my sincere recommendation refrain from eating things that are still alive.
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