A Weird Universe
March 17, 2017
To ridicule the uterus regulators (motivated by "procreation"), a proposed $100 fine for men chicken-choking (cf.
the great Bill Hicks's line: "Entire civilizations have been wiped out on my stomach") [Texas Tribune
Christopher Diiorio tried using faked Secret Service IDs because, well, you're not gonna get laid based on owning a pet poop-scooping company. [KDKA-TV
[This may go sideways, but remember you saw it here first]
This Californian, "Vinny Ohh," wants to body-modify to become totally genderless (in case you've been wondering about college kids getting to choose among 30-some "genders" as to how they "identify"). Vinny claims he's had 100+ "procedures" so far, but the heavy lifting remains to be done. [Metro News (London)
In the ongoing Navy corruption case, defense contractor "Fat Leonard" Francis allegedly, among other misdeeds, arranged a sex party in which Douglas MacArthur memorabilia were used as sex aids. [Washington Post
with "human" rights is so-o-o 20th century; in New Zealand, they have the Whanganui River
. [BBC News
Pornhub upgrades its p.r. office: campaigns to (1) clear snow in Boston and (2) what, get pandas to do it
And so it begins: A NY state assemblyman introduces a law requiring, upon request, removal of online "free" speech--meaning, inevitably, speech that anyone objects to, although the bill has intellectually upmarket phrases for it, like removing "inaccurate" or "irrelevant" stuff. [Mr. Jefferson, already uncomfortable in his grave from the 2016 election, now desperately needs a drink.]
Thanks to David Bryant and Karl Olson.