Barry White Comes To The Rescue Of Zorro!

A six year-old male shark imported by the London Aquarium to breed with their resident female was initially a disappointment. Zorro the zebra shark showed little interest in London girl Mazawabee, despite having built a reputation as a lover at his previous home in Belgium. Staff at the aquarium floundered around for a solution before suggesting that perhaps Zorro's uncharacteristic shyness could be overcome with a little masterly mammalian mood music from legendary sole-singer, Barry "Great" White?

Surprisingly, the treatment has almost worked too well, to the saving of Zorro's reputation and further enhancement of Barry's. Zorro and mate Maza are now so ardent that their frequent, and violent, public courtship has alarmed some visitors, with Zorro's "love-bites" being misinterpreted as an attack. But with a "tiger in their tank" the aquarium staff are happy, Zorro is happy, Maza is (probably) happy and maybe, somewhere, Barry is smiling too (Annova).
     Posted By: Dumbfounded - Fri Sep 18, 2009
     Category: Animals | Music

Here's the playlist:

"You're the Perch, the Wrasse, My Every Fin"
"(I Love You) Just the Ray You Are"
"I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little Moray Baby"
"Let the Music Plaice"
"When Whale I See You Again"
"Eel Do for You Anything You Want Me To"

Posted by Dumbfounded on 09/18/09 at 05:41 AM
Barry White as hookup music? Okay, why not...
Posted by venomlash on 09/18/09 at 09:43 AM
how did humans become so obsessed with animal coupling? do you suppose the male shark said to the female shark 'come on baby lets get it on and then we can find the human that's making the noise and split him for lunch.' love the play list dumbfounded! 😊
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/18/09 at 03:46 PM
it's never a good idea to flounder around in a shark tank.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/19/09 at 10:57 PM
Roe is me! I walrus suspected you were capable of such inhumanatee, but now I'm a nervous wreck. Maybe I'd better kipper clear of you while I learn to sing a different tuna.

Wait, why should I live in fear of an internet tough koi? Fugu outeast, don't be such a krill-joy!
Posted by Dumbfounded on 09/23/09 at 07:15 AM
a little too much free time today dumbfounded? :lol:
that's eel funny sweetie pie.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/23/09 at 03:08 PM
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