Bobbitt v2.0h NO!

Taking her lead from the famed Mrs. Bobbit, Mrs. Feng Lung of China not only counted coup once but snuck into the hospital to redo the act a second time.

The UPI has all the details but, alas, has omitted the instruction manual. Maybe Fiskars has something you ladies may find helpful.
     Posted By: Expat47 - Thu Jan 15, 2015
     Category: Husbands | Wives | Genitals

DO NOT SAY BOBBIT! :sick: :ahhh:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 01/15/15 at 08:29 AM
It's twice as bad to think that Feng took the sway out of her marriage, twice!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/15/15 at 09:19 AM
He obviously married the WONG woman.
Posted by puptentacle on 01/15/15 at 11:04 AM
They underplay the best part:

"Unfortunately for Fan, authorities were unable to find his severed member, which is thought to have been eaten by a stray dog or cat."

Posted by crc on 01/15/15 at 01:30 PM
Could be worse -- she could have used a potato peeler.
Posted by Phideaux on 01/15/15 at 01:48 PM
Finally dogs and cats get back one Chinese person for being on the menu over there!
Chip it off once shame on her. Twice and he was dumb enough to let her get that close then its on him.(or rather off of him.)
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/15/15 at 04:12 PM
The "stray dogs or cats" got to me as well. They are referring to a Hospital here, with stray animals running around in the facility, Mind-blowing!
Posted by jimbob on 01/16/15 at 08:57 AM
I think, in one of the articles, it said she had thrown it out the window.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/16/15 at 09:36 AM
2 Thoughts on the Bobbit case.
1 Ms. Bobbit threw her husband's unit out the window of her car while driving, when the police located it they had to treat it as evidence and record the scene in the standard manner. thus the unit's position was recorded with a chalk outline. The policeman who drew the line was named Dick Tracey!
2 after the aforementioned unit was thrown it bounced off the windshield of an oncoming car! The driver of that car turned to his passenger and said "WOW! Did you see the size of the dick on that bug!?"
BTW the most requested song that day on Maryland station WHFS was "Detachable Penis" from the band King Missile! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 01/16/15 at 10:38 AM
The act has a formal name: "penectomy"
Google it at your own risk!
Posted by tadchem on 01/16/15 at 01:48 PM
I thought that was when they closed a prison.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/16/15 at 01:49 PM
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