Chocolate Coffins

"This miniature chocolate coffin has a removable lid. Open it up and there is a skeleton inside. This chocolate treat is sure to please." Available from

Instead of bringing flowers to a funeral, give some of these!

Posted By: Alex - Mon Dec 23, 2013
Category: Death, Chocolate

Might be a grave mistake.
Posted by Kenneth Urban on 12/23/13 at 08:45 AM
Looks like milk chocolate, it belongs in the ground!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/23/13 at 10:51 AM
Great to give out for Halloween!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/23/13 at 08:03 PM
"So, how was the candy?"
"It was a little stiff!"
Posted by Captain DaFt on 12/23/13 at 08:09 PM
Please God, may NO ONE bring any of these things to *my* funeral.

Chocolate should be dark (no milk!) and happy. Or with sea salt. Or cinannmon. Or cherries.

Humor can be dark. But chocolate coffins are a bit much for me.
Save 'em for "The Day of the Dead" (Nov 1st).
Posted by GirlgeniusNYC in Los Angeles on 12/23/13 at 11:11 PM
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