Do You Have Biblical Morals?

Apparently I don't. I got 0% on the quiz. But your results may vary. Sample question:

Two strangers visit your home, and you are kind enough to provide them with accommodations for the night. They tell you they are angels appearing on behalf of the Lord. However, later in the evening, an angry mob turns up seeking to sodomize your guests. Do you:
• Protect your guests and call the police.
• Expel your guests and call the police.
• Turn your preteen daughters over to the crowd to be raped.
     Posted By: Alex - Tue Feb 24, 2009
     Category: Religion





Comments
i got a 0% as well. the answers are pretty harsh. did maxx pen this quiz? :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/24/09 at 07:35 AM
8% for me
time for us pagans to dance naked around the bonfires :cheese:
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/24/09 at 08:33 AM
100% Nuff Sayd.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/24/09 at 08:39 AM
Rampant mobs bent on sodomy. That takes me back...

😛
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/24/09 at 08:42 AM
100% for me...but I've studied the good book. IN fact I still read part sometimes. It's better than Mad Magazine.

patty - if I penned that it would have been worse.

Puterprsn - You forgot to mention tithe. Can't get rid of the church's revenue. God forbide!!!!

Funny thing is, in the Baptist church they used to always say "God's the same yesterday, today and tomorrow".
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/24/09 at 08:42 AM
Mathew 21:18-21 I had to look it up. It's been many a decade since the Mo. Synod and I parted company.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/24/09 at 09:03 AM
Well considering that the Book's contents were voted on by a bunch of men who knows what was left out, mis-copied, wrongly translated, etc. before we get to today's versions.

Vern, the "Great Flood" theory is supported by more than just the bible and appears in other cultures' myths and teachings. Even science has weighed in on the side of a Pangaea "flood". And my order of gopher wood hasn't arrived yet and I'm getting anxious.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/24/09 at 09:42 AM
46% - God is pulling for you. Spend more time praying and less time thinking, and sacrifice some farm animals!
Was the question about the lobster dinner being ironic? I figured it was.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/24/09 at 10:05 AM
And I caught a fish TH--------------------------------IS big.

I agree Vern, taking the Book literally is foolhardy. But, then again, so is taking science 100%! REF: Found chunk of ice about the size of California that didn't get measuerd.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/24/09 at 10:56 AM
The canons of the old testament against certain foods makes good sense when applied to life in the desert without refrigeration.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/24/09 at 12:01 PM
"Fresh" isn't at issue. How long it stays fresh is. Pork spoils faster than you can shake a stick at it. Bad shellfish will kill you dead in a heartbeat. Good thing they'd not invented peanuts as I doubt anyone could train a dog to sniff them out back then.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/24/09 at 12:24 PM
Oh crap, does that mean I have to throw out all my silk & lace under-things?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/24/09 at 01:16 PM
Ok, I'll bow to some of that, Vern but rabbit is yet another critter that can kill you if you're not careful. And pork doesn't have to be spoiled to do it's damage. IIRC it's trichinosis. As far as dining on carrion eaters; I've never had a taste for vulture. 😉
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/24/09 at 01:19 PM
Ok, count me in for the whole dancing round the bonfire bash..I scored a whopping 0%. This doesn't surprise me at all given my long standing aversion to religion in general..that said, I'm impressed with the knowledge that alot of you have concerning the bible 😊
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 02/24/09 at 01:36 PM
I don't know BG, I think Maxx and KW would have dibs on all that first 😊 You might have to ask them...
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/24/09 at 01:59 PM
I scored a 0%. I knew most of the "correct" answers but I couldn't bring myself to pick them. So you could say I had a moral dilemma over the biblical morals. Do I get points for that?
Posted by Nethie on 02/24/09 at 05:58 PM
expat i knew you were perfect sweetie! 😊

downcrisis sodomy isn't just for gay men anymore you know! :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/24/09 at 06:35 PM
Hoo-RAH!!!! I saw this this morning, and just signed in again. 41 responses?! Be right back... I'm gettin' the popcorn for this one. Gonna be an entertaining evening!
Posted by lostinthevalleygirl on 02/24/09 at 06:40 PM
Damn Patty, you give me a warm feeling in certain areas and you're not even here. 😉

The lobster thing is because they are scavengers. Anything that eats dead things is not Kosher.
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/25/09 at 12:16 AM
we aim to please darlin'! 💋

we all eat dead things, i've never so much as swallowed a live goldfish. honey, don't you mean anything that eats decayed things or carion?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/25/09 at 01:00 AM
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