Don’t Drink and Paint

Another installment in the "I've failed at everything, but maybe I can make it in the exciting industry of road painting."

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Maybe this painter is really into abstracts -- could Van Gogh have started this way?
     Posted By: gdanea - Sun Sep 02, 2012
     Category: Avant Garde





Comments
Some lines you just don't want to cross. Then, there's this!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/02/12 at 11:57 PM
This brought back a bunch of memories. Growing up in South Georgia they hired out road painting to a crew that hired some high school guys to drive the truck painting lines. It was a hot day and when the supervisor went elsewhere they got some beer. Lots of beer. The highway was luckily now a secondary route. The lines were much worse and wandered from side to side subtle so one lane would be run off the road. The arcing turns were really wild. Since they were from "good families" it was excused as heat exhaustion.
Posted by Patrick Edmondson on 09/03/12 at 01:28 AM
If you look at the straight line, the driver was on track. It would have been the programmer who flicked up!
Posted by BMN on 09/03/12 at 01:47 AM
If you can't blame the computer, blame the programmer but most times it's the loose nut on the keyboard that's at fault.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/03/12 at 01:51 AM
It's not paint. It's tape that has come loose.
Posted by Ted Brogan on 09/03/12 at 02:03 AM
Wow, how would you even do that?! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/03/12 at 02:40 AM
Ted is correct! The machines that put it down can malfunction or it could be a flaw in the tape. :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 09/03/12 at 10:30 AM
When they spray over the dead raccoon, you pick on them.

When they avoid the raccoon, you still pick on them.
Posted by Psylent1 on 09/03/12 at 02:08 PM
As a Rorschach test I see a pregnant woman with B cup breasts 😛
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 09/03/12 at 02:15 PM
I think the same team painted this line on a CNN story about a gunman in Seattle killed:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120903022258-wa-swat-team-shooting-00004109-story-top.jpg
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 09/03/12 at 02:34 PM
Psylent1, excellent! :lol:
BD, the dotted line in your pic reminds me of a bunch of uneven teeth. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/03/12 at 03:08 PM
Good call silent one.
Posted by BMN on 09/03/12 at 10:50 PM
If you are going to text while painting, don't drive at the same time!
If you are going to text while driving, don't paint at the same time!
If you are going to paint while driving, don't text at the same time!
The brain has two hemispheres, not three.
Posted by tadchem on 09/04/12 at 01:53 PM
Usually both lines are laid down at the same time. This is obviously a tape system, and the tape was flawed. Probably bought cheap due to budget cuts.
Posted by Baughbe on 09/06/12 at 10:47 AM
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