Drunken Moose

Q:What's brown and green and smells like apples? A:A drunk moose in an apple tree.
     Posted By: Alex - Tue Sep 13, 2011
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I think it was trying to climb after more fermented apples. Unfortunately for the moose only the apples on the ground frement and moose can't climb trees.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/13/11 at 12:11 AM
"Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can". - Thomas the little moose who could

"Oh to soar above the sky" - Jonathon Livingston Moose
Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 09/13/11 at 12:52 AM
Once there was this little old moose,
Thought he'd shake some apples loose,
Moose can't shake apples loose but...
He's got high hopes
He's got high hopes
He's got high, apple tree in the sky hopes.

etc
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/13/11 at 05:25 AM
You mean like for the Moose Lodge?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/13/11 at 09:59 AM
Mmmm, moose steak marinated in apple wine.
Posted by Mini Viking on 09/13/11 at 11:45 AM
Bullwinkle, in a fit of drunken jealousy, tries to prove he can fly just as "high" as Rocky. 😝
Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 09/13/11 at 02:35 PM
HEY ROCKY!!,WATCH ME PULL AN APPLE TREE OUTTA MY ARSE!!! :lol:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 09/13/11 at 07:19 PM
You guys kill me! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/13/11 at 10:43 PM
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