elder withcow

Things people believe (continued)
Indonesian villagers caught am "elder" in the act with a cow, which in that village means only one thing: The cow will have to be towed out to sea and drowned, and the man will have to be on the boat and shed the clothes he was wearing at the time of the act, in order for the whole episode to be cleansed from his soul. (Since the man owned the cow, this remedy caused him a big financial hit, as well.) (Bonus: The cow was pregnant [but, no, no . . ..] Jakarta Post
     Posted By: Chuck - Mon Oct 27, 2008

Everyone knows that if you're going to have an affair with a cow, either you do it with a neighbor's cow, or you take your cow to the next village over where no one can recognize you!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/27/08 at 10:00 AM
They're going to drown the cow?!?!?!?!?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/27/08 at 10:03 AM
Jules, it's a cow not a bull and we all know about those pheromones you women send out to entrap us men! We've no power over such things!

amayes614, what'chu know 'bout stump broke heifers, son? Want to confess and get it off your chest?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/27/08 at 10:51 AM
Which is scarier, that a group needs a ceremony to protect us from Human/Cow Hybrids, or that it has had to be used enough to become a Tradition?
Posted by Freddie Freelance on 10/27/08 at 07:35 PM
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